· Season 12 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:46.378 | — | 6 | +5 | 28 | 14.0 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:46.378 | — | 6 | +5 | 28 | 14.0 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:46.378 | — | 6 | +5 | 28 | 14.0 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:46.378 | — | 6 | +5 | 28 | 14.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:03.745 | +17.37 | 4 | +2 | 7 | 22.7 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:03.745 | +17.37 | 4 | +2 | 7 | 22.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:03.745 | +17.37 | 4 | +2 | 7 | 22.7 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:03.745 | +17.37 | 4 | +2 | 7 | 22.7 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:07.483 | +21.11 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:07.483 | +21.11 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:07.483 | +21.11 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:07.483 | +21.11 | 8 | +5 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:26.450 | +40.07 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 13.3 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:26.450 | +40.07 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 13.3 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:26.450 | +40.07 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 13.3 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:26.450 | +40.07 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 13.3 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:06.917 | +80.54 | 2 | -3 | 26 | 9.7 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:06.917 | +80.54 | 2 | -3 | 26 | 9.7 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:06.917 | +80.54 | 2 | -3 | 26 | 9.7 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:06.917 | +80.54 | 2 | -3 | 26 | 9.7 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:10.228 | +83.85 | 7 | +1 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:10.228 | +83.85 | 7 | +1 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:10.228 | +83.85 | 7 | +1 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:10.228 | +83.85 | 7 | +1 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:13.511 | +87.13 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 11.0 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:13.511 | +87.13 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:13.511 | +87.13 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:13.511 | +87.13 | 3 | -4 | 31 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:30.744 | +104.37 | 1 | -7 | 27 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:30.744 | +104.37 | 1 | -7 | 27 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:30.744 | +104.37 | 1 | -7 | 27 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:30.744 | +104.37 | 1 | -7 | 27 | 11.8 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.867
No idea what happened there. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
11.128
And Gravy takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-4-2.
14.983
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
20.944
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
26.056
Big air for Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-12.
29.567
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.433
Big air for Crawlspace.
40.439
And it all goes wrong.
44.128
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
48.122
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.383
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
56.300
Yolk gets air.
1:01.989
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:06.194
That is a big one for Yolk.
1:11.461
It is chaos out there.
1:19.922
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
1:23.872
That is a big one for Butter Bean.
1:33.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:38.067
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:41.067
Puck Yeah wins it.
1:44.922
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
1:48.489
Butter Bean takes a knock.
1:52.200
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Gravy | 1.956 | Gravy 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 5.044 | Honey Mustard 3.011 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 7.672 | Honey Mustard 2.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 10.761 | Gravy 3.089 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 12.556 | Puck Yeah 1.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 14.939 | Puck Yeah 2.238 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 17.244 | Puck Yeah 2.262 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Gravy | 19.717 | Puck Yeah 2.433 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Honey Mustard | 22.644 | Puck Yeah 1.994 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 24.906 | Yolk 2.256 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Honey Mustard | 25.889 | Puck Yeah 0.967 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 27.506 | Honey Mustard 1.617 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 28.978 | Honey Mustard 1.472 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 32.011 | Honey Mustard 2.161 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Yolk | 37.944 | Damp Kevin 5.789 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Yolk | 41.333 | Puck Yeah 3.278 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Yolk | 43.372 | Puck Yeah 1.911 |
| The Drops | Hard | Yolk | 45.172 | Puck Yeah 1.794 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Yolk | 47.256 | Puck Yeah 2.056 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Yolk | 48.717 | Puck Yeah 1.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 51.117 | Gravy 2.378 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 52.911 | Puck Yeah 1.500 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 55.200 | Puck Yeah 2.289 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 56.983 | Puck Yeah 1.783 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 59.506 | Yolk 2.155 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:00.522 | Puck Yeah 1.016 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:02.072 | Puck Yeah 1.550 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:03.317 | Puck Yeah 1.245 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:05.222 | Puck Yeah 1.905 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:06.828 | Puck Yeah 1.606 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:10.417 | Puck Yeah 3.589 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:14.083 | Gravy 3.428 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:16.278 | Puck Yeah 2.195 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:18.794 | Crawlspace 2.372 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:20.833 | Puck Yeah 2.039 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:24.550 | Puck Yeah 3.717 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:27.400 | Yolk 2.594 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:31.728 | Gravy 3.988 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:34.506 | Puck Yeah 2.778 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:38.722 | Crawlspace 2.550 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:41.067 | Crawlspace 2.294 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 1
289 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-12-5-10.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
313 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-13-7-5-8.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
323 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-3-5-6-8.
120.64
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
317 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-8-7-7-11.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-9-7-6-15.
168.55
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-10-5-6.
166.41
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-5-5-8-8.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
311 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-7-3-8.
138.35
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-16-7-11-4.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
314 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-14-6-7.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
311 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-6-12-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-16-7-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
310 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-4-8-5-5.
105.53
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
306 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-14-5.
199.91
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
313 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-6-8-15-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-6-6-13-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-12-2-7.
27.60
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
317 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-7-3-2-3.
25.18
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
316 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-3-5-9-2.
20.82
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
304 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-4-8-3.
26.34
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
320 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-5-2-6-7.
12.00
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
316 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-2-2-7.
8.19
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
313 starts, 154 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
7.53
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
300 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-6-3-4.
65.74
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
319 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-6-4-13.
67.30
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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