Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:46.378 6 +5 28 14.0
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:46.378 6 +5 28 14.0
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:46.378 6 +5 28 14.0
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:46.378 6 +5 28 14.0
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:03.745 +17.37 4 +2 7 22.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:03.745 +17.37 4 +2 7 22.7
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:03.745 +17.37 4 +2 7 22.7
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:03.745 +17.37 4 +2 7 22.7
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.483 +21.11 8 +5 34 12.3
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.483 +21.11 8 +5 34 12.3
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.483 +21.11 8 +5 34 12.3
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:07.483 +21.11 8 +5 34 12.3
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:26.450 +40.07 5 +1 26 13.3
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:26.450 +40.07 5 +1 26 13.3
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:26.450 +40.07 5 +1 26 13.3
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:26.450 +40.07 5 +1 26 13.3
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:06.917 +80.54 2 -3 26 9.7
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:06.917 +80.54 2 -3 26 9.7
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:06.917 +80.54 2 -3 26 9.7
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:06.917 +80.54 2 -3 26 9.7
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:10.228 +83.85 7 +1 39 13.9
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:10.228 +83.85 7 +1 39 13.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:10.228 +83.85 7 +1 39 13.9
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:10.228 +83.85 7 +1 39 13.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:13.511 +87.13 3 -4 31 11.0
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:13.511 +87.13 3 -4 31 11.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:13.511 +87.13 3 -4 31 11.0
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:13.511 +87.13 3 -4 31 11.0
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:30.744 +104.37 1 -7 27 11.8
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:30.744 +104.37 1 -7 27 11.8
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:30.744 +104.37 1 -7 27 11.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:30.744 +104.37 1 -7 27 11.8
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.867
No idea what happened there. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
11.128
And Gravy takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-4-2.
14.983
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
20.944
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
26.056
Big air for Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-12.
29.567
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.433
Big air for Crawlspace.
40.439
And it all goes wrong.
44.128
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
48.122
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.383
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
56.300
Yolk gets air.
1:01.989
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:06.194
That is a big one for Yolk.
1:11.461
It is chaos out there.
1:19.922
Damp Kevin takes a knock.
1:23.872
That is a big one for Butter Bean.
1:33.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:38.067
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:41.067
Puck Yeah wins it.
1:44.922
Damp Kevin finds trouble.
1:48.489
Butter Bean takes a knock.
1:52.200
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Gravy 1.956 Gravy 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 5.044 Honey Mustard 3.011
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 7.672 Honey Mustard 2.561
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.761 Gravy 3.089
The Drops Hard Gravy 12.556 Puck Yeah 1.700
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 14.939 Puck Yeah 2.238
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 17.244 Puck Yeah 2.262
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 19.717 Puck Yeah 2.433
The Plunge Metal Honey Mustard 22.644 Puck Yeah 1.994
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 24.906 Yolk 2.256
The Kicker Hard Honey Mustard 25.889 Puck Yeah 0.967
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 27.506 Honey Mustard 1.617
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 28.978 Honey Mustard 1.472
Tight Curve Carpet Yolk 32.011 Honey Mustard 2.161
The Hairpin Smooth Yolk 37.944 Damp Kevin 5.789
Stairwell Hard Yolk 41.333 Puck Yeah 3.278
Fabric Run Soft fabric Yolk 43.372 Puck Yeah 1.911
The Drops Hard Yolk 45.172 Puck Yeah 1.794
Carpet Flat Carpet Yolk 47.256 Puck Yeah 2.056
Fabric Run Soft fabric Yolk 48.717 Puck Yeah 1.372
Sweeping Curve Carpet Yolk 51.117 Gravy 2.378
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 52.911 Puck Yeah 1.500
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 55.200 Puck Yeah 2.289
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 56.983 Puck Yeah 1.783
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 59.506 Yolk 2.155
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:00.522 Puck Yeah 1.016
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:02.072 Puck Yeah 1.550
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:03.317 Puck Yeah 1.245
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:05.222 Puck Yeah 1.905
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:06.828 Puck Yeah 1.606
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 1:10.417 Puck Yeah 3.589
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:14.083 Gravy 3.428
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 1:16.278 Puck Yeah 2.195
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:18.794 Crawlspace 2.372
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 1:20.833 Puck Yeah 2.039
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:24.550 Puck Yeah 3.717
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:27.400 Yolk 2.594
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:31.728 Gravy 3.988
Final Sprint Smooth Puck Yeah 1:34.506 Puck Yeah 2.778
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:38.722 Crawlspace 2.550
Exit Gate Smooth Puck Yeah 1:41.067 Crawlspace 2.294
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 0/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
289 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-8-12-5-10.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
313 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-13-7-5-8.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
323 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-3-5-6-8.
120.64
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
317 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-8-7-7-11.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-9-7-6-15.
168.55
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-10-5-6.
166.41
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-5-5-8-8.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
311 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-7-3-8.
138.35
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-16-7-11-4.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
314 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-14-6-7.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
311 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-6-12-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
312 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-16-7-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
310 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-4-8-5-5.
105.53
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
306 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-8-14-5.
199.91
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
313 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-6-8-15-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-6-6-13-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-12-2-7.
27.60
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
317 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-7-3-2-3.
25.18
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
316 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-3-5-9-2.
20.82
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
304 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-4-8-3.
26.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
286 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-3-2-7.
10.25
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
320 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-5-2-6-7.
12.00
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
320 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 9-2-11-2-4.
18.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
316 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-2-2-7.
8.19
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
317 starts, 169 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
6.47
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
317 starts, 157 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-10-1-1-1.
10.84
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
295 starts, 137 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
9.57
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
313 starts, 154 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
7.53
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
316 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-4-8-5.
54.09
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
300 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-6-3-4.
65.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
307 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-15-3-4.
80.37
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
319 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-4-6-4-13.
67.30

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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