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· Season 12 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Wide Load wins at The Basement

Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:48.967 — 3 +2 31 14.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:48.967 — 3 +2 31 14.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:48.967 — 3 +2 31 14.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:48.967 — 3 +2 31 14.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:00.656 +11.69 5 +3 29 14.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:00.656 +11.69 5 +3 29 14.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:00.656 +11.69 5 +3 29 14.3
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:00.656 +11.69 5 +3 29 14.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:14.650 +25.68 4 +1 31 14.1
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:14.650 +25.68 4 +1 31 14.1
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:14.650 +25.68 4 +1 31 14.1
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:14.650 +25.68 4 +1 31 14.1
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:57.850 +68.88 2 -2 28 11.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:57.850 +68.88 2 -2 28 11.2
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:57.850 +68.88 2 -2 28 11.2
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:57.850 +68.88 2 -2 28 11.2
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:13.966 +85.00 6 +1 27 11.3
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:13.966 +85.00 6 +1 27 11.3
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:13.966 +85.00 6 +1 27 11.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:13.966 +85.00 6 +1 27 11.3
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:15.356 +86.39 7 +1 34 13.0
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:15.356 +86.39 7 +1 34 13.0
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:15.356 +86.39 7 +1 34 13.0
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:15.356 +86.39 7 +1 34 13.0
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:16.601 +87.63 1 -6 31 11.9
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:16.601 +87.63 1 -6 31 11.9
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:16.601 +87.63 1 -6 31 11.9
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:16.601 +87.63 1 -6 31 11.9
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:25.650 +96.68 8 0 36 11.8
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:25.650 +96.68 8 0 36 11.8
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:25.650 +96.68 8 0 36 11.8
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:25.650 +96.68 8 0 36 11.8
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 22.0 contacts an event coming in.
6.761
You do not see that every day. Averaging 18.5 contacts an event coming in.
11.600
No idea what happened there.
15.078
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
19.483
Up goes Old Gristle.
24.033
Big Randy is last now.
27.544
That is not going to help.
31.239
Up goes Damp Kevin.
34.844
Big Randy gets hit hard.
38.600
Wide Load is airborne.
42.128
Look at that. Recent finishes: 4-2-4-2-12.
45.539
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-2-4-2-12.
49.100
That is not going to help. Averaging 23.7 contacts an event coming in.
52.661
And Butter Bean takes flight.
56.689
Wide Load gets air.
1:01.783
Squish is airborne.
1:06.567
Big air for The Unit.
1:12.033
And it all goes wrong.
1:16.300
The Unit takes a knock.
1:19.861
Absolute carnage.
1:25.294
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:38.239
Here comes Old Gristle.
1:41.239
Wide Load wins it.
1:44.650
Big Randy gets hit hard.
1:51.000
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Butter Bean 1.956 Butter Bean 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 5.078 Wide Load 2.822
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.650 Old Gristle 2.461
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.794 Wide Load 3.106
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.544 Stubbs 1.656
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 14.844 Old Gristle 2.300
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 17.100 Wide Load 2.222
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 19.217 Wide Load 2.067
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 21.022 Wide Load 1.772
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 23.200 Wide Load 2.167
The Kicker Hard Old Gristle 24.161 Old Gristle 0.961
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 25.839 Wide Load 1.606
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 27.317 Wide Load 1.478
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 29.428 Wide Load 2.111
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 34.861 Old Gristle 5.205
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 38.361 Stubbs 3.427
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 40.283 Old Gristle 1.922
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 42.033 Wide Load 1.678
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 44.161 Stubbs 2.122
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 45.567 Old Gristle 1.406
Sweeping Curve Carpet Old Gristle 48.044 Squish 2.361
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 49.539 Wide Load 1.466
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 51.856 Wide Load 2.234
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 54.011 Wide Load 1.827
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 56.817 Wide Load 2.328
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 57.994 Wide Load 1.033
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 59.733 Old Gristle 1.739
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 1:01.111 Old Gristle 1.378
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:02.689 Old Gristle 1.578
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:05.128 Squish 1.939
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 1:09.261 Squish 3.361
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:13.061 Stubbs 3.639
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 1:15.378 Wide Load 2.277
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 1:17.972 Wide Load 2.384
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 1:20.283 The Unit 2.283
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 1:24.411 Old Gristle 4.128
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 1:27.361 Stubbs 2.466
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:31.439 Old Gristle 4.078
Final Sprint Smooth Old Gristle 1:34.389 Stubbs 2.611
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 1:38.794 Stubbs 1.172
Exit Gate Smooth Old Gristle 1:41.239 The Unit 1.178
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
324 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-8-8-8-6.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
316 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-8-6-8-13.
168.96
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
330 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-8-6-7-8.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
293 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-11-8-6-14.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
315 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-14-6-10-2.
178.06
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
314 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-2-5-6.
96.67
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
315 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-7-9-6-2.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
319 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-7-2-5-6.
152.64
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-5-7-5-7.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
318 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-5-5-8-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
318 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-7-8-5-15.
217.33
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
318 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-16-7-11-5.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
317 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-6-5-7-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
318 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-6-4-13-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
319 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-15-7-5-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
309 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-7-6-5.
130.46
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
311 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-12-3-3.
29.38
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
324 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-8-3-3.
27.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
320 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-3-14-1-6.
22.58
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
308 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-1-3-3.
17.74
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
323 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-4-2-5.
11.28
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
322 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-3-1-2-2.
7.70
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
293 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-3-5-2-2.
12.56
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
325 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-2-3-4.
10.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
301 starts, 139 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-3-4-1-15.
13.53
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
323 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-1-1-3.
11.20
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
319 starts, 159 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
7.22
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
320 starts, 171 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-3-1-1.
6.80
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
314 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-4-10-4-4.
91.32
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-6-4-8.
71.29
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
324 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-7-4-13-8.
94.49
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
319 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-4-4.
50.77

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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