Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 31

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:33.278 7 +6 30 14.7
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:33.278 7 +6 30 14.7
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:33.278 7 +6 30 14.7
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:33.278 7 +6 30 14.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:12.244 +38.97 4 +2 35 13.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:12.244 +38.97 4 +2 35 13.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:12.244 +38.97 4 +2 35 13.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:12.244 +38.97 4 +2 35 13.0
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:13.028 +39.75 2 -1 11 18.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:13.028 +39.75 2 -1 11 18.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:13.028 +39.75 2 -1 11 18.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:13.028 +39.75 2 -1 11 18.8
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 7:56.883 +83.61 3 -1 25 10.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 7:56.883 +83.61 3 -1 25 10.7
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 7:56.883 +83.61 3 -1 25 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 7:56.883 +83.61 3 -1 25 10.7
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 8:00.722 +87.44 6 +1 36 11.9
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8:00.722 +87.44 6 +1 36 11.9
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 8:00.722 +87.44 6 +1 36 11.9
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:00.722 +87.44 6 +1 36 11.9
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:10.155 +96.88 5 -1 32 10.5
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:10.155 +96.88 5 -1 32 10.5
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:10.155 +96.88 5 -1 32 10.5
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:10.155 +96.88 5 -1 32 10.5
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:10.356 +97.08 1 -6 33 13.2
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:10.356 +97.08 1 -6 33 13.2
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:10.356 +97.08 1 -6 33 13.2
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:10.356 +97.08 1 -6 33 13.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.434 +117.16 8 0 35 13.1
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.434 +117.16 8 0 35 13.1
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.434 +117.16 8 0 35 13.1
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:30.434 +117.16 8 0 35 13.1
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 22.7 contacts an event coming in.
4.867
The lead changes hands. Gravy.
9.111
Honey Mustard takes a knock. Averaging 19.0 contacts an event coming in.
12.594
Gravy is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-2.
16.033
They will not want to see that again.
19.761
That is not going to help. Averaging 24.6 contacts an event coming in.
23.878
Right into it goes Slapper. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
27.533
Slapper gets air.
31.194
Up goes Custard.
35.372
Heavy contact for Radiator.
40.667
Up goes Slapper.
44.694
Slapper is airborne.
48.306
Gravy takes a knock.
52.144
Slapper is airborne.
56.272
That is the sport, right there.
1:01.217
It is chaos out there.
1:05.172
Refried Ron is airborne.
1:10.017
And it all goes wrong.
1:18.289
That is the sport, right there.
1:21.900
That is a big one for Gravy.
1:31.239
Heavy contact for The Heel.
1:38.889
Gravy is going to win this.
1:40.894
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
1:44.294
It is Slapper!
1:56.561
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Floppy Joe 1.978 Floppy Joe 1.978
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 5.183 Gravy 2.911
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 7.794 Radiator 2.472
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.900 Slapper 2.995
The Drops Hard Gravy 12.694 Slapper 1.661
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 15.056 Slapper 2.166
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 17.406 Slapper 2.067
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 19.528 Gravy 2.122
The Plunge Metal Gravy 22.078 Slapper 1.795
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 24.311 Slapper 2.067
The Kicker Hard Gravy 25.244 Slapper 0.883
Stairwell Hard Gravy 26.778 Slapper 1.528
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 28.217 Slapper 1.394
Tight Curve Carpet Gravy 30.383 Slapper 2.017
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 36.206 Slapper 5.494
Stairwell Hard Gravy 39.494 Slapper 3.211
Fabric Run Soft fabric Gravy 41.594 Slapper 1.928
The Drops Hard Gravy 43.433 Slapper 1.772
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 45.517 Gravy 2.084
Fabric Run Soft fabric Gravy 46.883 Gravy 1.366
Sweeping Curve Carpet Gravy 49.178 Gravy 2.295
The Kicker Smooth Gravy 50.667 Slapper 1.439
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 52.978 Gravy 2.311
Peg Field Hard Gravy 54.939 Slapper 1.828
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 57.544 Slapper 2.072
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 58.922 Slapper 0.967
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:01.022 Slapper 2.022
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 1:02.600 Gravy 1.578
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:04.972 Refried Ron 2.266
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:06.756 Gravy 1.784
S-Bend Smooth Gravy 1:10.578 Slapper 3.594
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 1:14.033 Gravy 3.455
The Funnel Smooth Gravy 1:16.306 Slapper 2.028
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:18.272 Gravy 1.966
The Gauntlet Smooth Gravy 1:20.867 Radiator 2.305
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 1:25.094 Gravy 4.227
Split Route Smooth Gravy 1:28.333 Slapper 2.889
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:32.517 Gravy 4.184
Final Sprint Smooth Gravy 1:35.633 Slapper 2.722
Target Zone Carpet Gravy 1:39.594 The Heel 1.978
Exit Gate Smooth Gravy 1:41.889 The Heel 1.739
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
297 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-7-6-4-8.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-3-4-10.
144.28
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
323 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-7-7-12-6.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
336 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-13-6-6-4.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-5-8-8-5.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-15-3-11.
136.76
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
318 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-3-7-14.
104.35
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
322 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-5-2-10-5.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-8-9-7-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-4-8-5-16.
165.77
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
323 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-8-14-8-5.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-8-5-9.
172.14
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
313 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-10-7-6.
116.87
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
323 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-6-11-7-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-5-15-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-7-7-6-15.
216.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
314 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-4-4-14.
21.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
330 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-4-6-2.
21.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 7-3-6-5-4.
23.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
314 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-2-4-2.
17.82
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
297 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-11-1-7.
11.51
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
330 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
9.43
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
328 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-3-3-2-2.
8.56
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
329 starts, 86 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-2-1-3.
7.43
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
328 starts, 165 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-6.
8.17
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
323 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-16-6-1.
11.72
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
326 starts, 175 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 6-1-1-1-1.
9.02
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
307 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-16-1-12-6.
20.39
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
328 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-4-3-8-4.
63.41
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
326 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-7-4-3.
104.90
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
320 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 14-4-6-3-2.
97.06
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
310 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-3-8-4-5.
57.88

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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