Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:46.817 2 +1 21 12.1
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:46.817 2 +1 21 12.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:46.817 2 +1 21 12.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:46.817 2 +1 21 12.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:09.071 +22.25 3 +1 28 14.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:09.071 +22.25 3 +1 28 14.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:09.071 +22.25 3 +1 28 14.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:09.071 +22.25 3 +1 28 14.3
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:27.261 +40.44 5 +2 26 13.6
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:27.261 +40.44 5 +2 26 13.6
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:27.261 +40.44 5 +2 26 13.6
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:27.261 +40.44 5 +2 26 13.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:42.172 +55.36 8 +4 27 11.1
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:42.172 +55.36 8 +4 27 11.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:42.172 +55.36 8 +4 27 11.1
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:42.172 +55.36 8 +4 27 11.1
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:03.434 +76.62 7 +2 37 10.9
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:03.434 +76.62 7 +2 37 10.9
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:03.434 +76.62 7 +2 37 10.9
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:03.434 +76.62 7 +2 37 10.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.812 +89.00 6 0 35 11.6
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.812 +89.00 6 0 35 11.6
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.812 +89.00 6 0 35 11.6
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:15.812 +89.00 6 0 35 11.6
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:19.683 +92.87 4 -3 31 11.7
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:19.683 +92.87 4 -3 31 11.7
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:19.683 +92.87 4 -3 31 11.7
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:19.683 +92.87 4 -3 31 11.7
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:20.362 +93.55 1 -7 41 11.1
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:20.362 +93.55 1 -7 41 11.1
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:20.362 +93.55 1 -7 41 11.1
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:20.362 +93.55 1 -7 41 11.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.756
Up goes Slapper.
16.033
Radiator is going backwards.
19.828
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 5-2-6-7-2.
24.033
Damp Kevin slips to the rear.
27.911
And Lil Nugget takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-9-2-3-2.
31.494
Absolute carnage.
35.206
Up goes Big Randy.
39.239
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-1-5.
43.011
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-1-5.
46.411
And Lil Nugget takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-9-2-3-2.
50.161
No idea what happened there.
53.950
Slapper is airborne.
57.450
They will not want to see that again.
1:02.550
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:08.700
No idea what happened there.
1:12.344
That is a big one for Big Randy.
1:18.244
Right into it goes Yolk.
1:24.050
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:31.839
Lil Nugget takes a knock.
1:36.117
Extraordinary scenes.
1:37.922
Slapper is going to win this.
1:40.200
Oh dear.
1:43.600
Slapper wins it.
1:55.072
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
2:01.544
Big Randy gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Yolk 1.967 Yolk 1.967
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 5.050 Slapper 2.794
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 7.756 Old Gristle 2.612
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 10.989 Slapper 3.172
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 12.811 Lil Nugget 1.717
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 15.150 Slapper 2.294
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 17.461 Radiator 1.956
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 19.556 Slapper 2.078
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 21.361 Old Gristle 1.805
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 23.522 Old Gristle 2.161
The Kicker Hard Old Gristle 24.483 Old Gristle 0.961
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 26.156 Old Gristle 1.673
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 27.722 Old Gristle 1.566
Tight Curve Carpet Old Gristle 30.000 Old Gristle 2.278
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 36.172 Slapper 5.467
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 39.544 Slapper 3.200
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 41.439 Old Gristle 1.895
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 43.200 Old Gristle 1.761
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 45.289 Slapper 2.023
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 47.056 Slapper 1.327
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 49.661 Slapper 2.328
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 51.011 Slapper 1.350
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 53.083 Slapper 2.072
Peg Field Hard Slapper 54.839 Slapper 1.756
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 57.056 Lil Nugget 2.045
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 57.989 Slapper 0.933
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 59.450 Slapper 1.461
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:02.272 Old Gristle 1.294
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:04.789 Old Gristle 2.178
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:06.883 Old Gristle 1.906
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:10.550 Yolk 3.328
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:15.267 Old Gristle 3.833
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:17.483 Slapper 2.216
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:19.828 Slapper 2.345
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:21.772 Slapper 1.944
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:25.422 Slapper 3.650
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:28.000 Slapper 2.578
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:32.144 Old Gristle 4.106
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:34.950 Slapper 2.806
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:38.644 Damp Kevin 1.445
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:40.922 Damp Kevin 1.377
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-9-8.
186.44
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
286 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-6-10-8.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-5-8-6.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-5-4.
139.86
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-15-3-13.
192.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-6-3-6.
195.03
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-15-6.
110.76
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-11.
183.84
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-4-7-7.
202.44
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-4-16-7-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
311 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-5-4-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
304 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-7-11-4-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-14-5-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-9-5-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-5-8-7.
111.40
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
310 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-8-5-12-5.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
313 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 9-2-3-2-4.
19.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
300 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-16-2-3.
26.19
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
304 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-12-2-7-3.
32.23
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
315 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-2-3.
15.57
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
319 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-2-6-7-2.
13.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
283 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-7-2-3-8.
9.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
313 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-7-2-4-3.
8.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
317 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-4-2-4-7.
10.33
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
316 starts, 156 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 10-1-1-1-5.
13.60
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
316 starts, 168 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
6.68
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
308 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-1-1-1.
10.23
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
292 starts, 135 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-3-1-8.
11.48
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
315 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-5-6.
62.31
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-8-4.
56.00
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
317 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-4-13-8-4.
72.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
303 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-8-8-4-8.
65.56

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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