· Season 12 · Round 4
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:46.817 | — | 2 | +1 | 21 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:46.817 | — | 2 | +1 | 21 | 12.1 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:46.817 | — | 2 | +1 | 21 | 12.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:46.817 | — | 2 | +1 | 21 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:09.071 | +22.25 | 3 | +1 | 28 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:09.071 | +22.25 | 3 | +1 | 28 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:09.071 | +22.25 | 3 | +1 | 28 | 14.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:09.071 | +22.25 | 3 | +1 | 28 | 14.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:27.261 | +40.44 | 5 | +2 | 26 | 13.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:27.261 | +40.44 | 5 | +2 | 26 | 13.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:27.261 | +40.44 | 5 | +2 | 26 | 13.6 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:27.261 | +40.44 | 5 | +2 | 26 | 13.6 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:42.172 | +55.36 | 8 | +4 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:42.172 | +55.36 | 8 | +4 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:42.172 | +55.36 | 8 | +4 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:42.172 | +55.36 | 8 | +4 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:03.434 | +76.62 | 7 | +2 | 37 | 10.9 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:03.434 | +76.62 | 7 | +2 | 37 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:03.434 | +76.62 | 7 | +2 | 37 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:03.434 | +76.62 | 7 | +2 | 37 | 10.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:15.812 | +89.00 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.6 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:15.812 | +89.00 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:15.812 | +89.00 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.6 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:15.812 | +89.00 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:19.683 | +92.87 | 4 | -3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:19.683 | +92.87 | 4 | -3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:19.683 | +92.87 | 4 | -3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:19.683 | +92.87 | 4 | -3 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:20.362 | +93.55 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:20.362 | +93.55 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:20.362 | +93.55 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:20.362 | +93.55 | 1 | -7 | 41 | 11.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.756
Up goes Slapper.
16.033
Radiator is going backwards.
19.828
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 5-2-6-7-2.
24.033
Damp Kevin slips to the rear.
27.911
And Lil Nugget takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-9-2-3-2.
31.494
Absolute carnage.
35.206
Up goes Big Randy.
39.239
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-1-5.
43.011
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-1-5.
46.411
And Lil Nugget takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-9-2-3-2.
50.161
No idea what happened there.
53.950
Slapper is airborne.
57.450
They will not want to see that again.
1:02.550
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:08.700
No idea what happened there.
1:12.344
That is a big one for Big Randy.
1:18.244
Right into it goes Yolk.
1:24.050
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:31.839
Lil Nugget takes a knock.
1:36.117
Extraordinary scenes.
1:37.922
Slapper is going to win this.
1:40.200
Oh dear.
1:43.600
Slapper wins it.
1:55.072
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
2:01.544
Big Randy gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Yolk | 1.967 | Yolk 1.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 5.050 | Slapper 2.794 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 7.756 | Old Gristle 2.612 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 10.989 | Slapper 3.172 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 12.811 | Lil Nugget 1.717 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 15.150 | Slapper 2.294 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 17.461 | Radiator 1.956 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 19.556 | Slapper 2.078 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Old Gristle | 21.361 | Old Gristle 1.805 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 23.522 | Old Gristle 2.161 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Old Gristle | 24.483 | Old Gristle 0.961 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 26.156 | Old Gristle 1.673 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 27.722 | Old Gristle 1.566 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 30.000 | Old Gristle 2.278 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 36.172 | Slapper 5.467 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 39.544 | Slapper 3.200 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 41.439 | Old Gristle 1.895 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 43.200 | Old Gristle 1.761 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 45.289 | Slapper 2.023 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 47.056 | Slapper 1.327 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 49.661 | Slapper 2.328 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 51.011 | Slapper 1.350 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 53.083 | Slapper 2.072 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 54.839 | Slapper 1.756 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 57.056 | Lil Nugget 2.045 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 57.989 | Slapper 0.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 59.450 | Slapper 1.461 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:02.272 | Old Gristle 1.294 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:04.789 | Old Gristle 2.178 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:06.883 | Old Gristle 1.906 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:10.550 | Yolk 3.328 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:15.267 | Old Gristle 3.833 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:17.483 | Slapper 2.216 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:19.828 | Slapper 2.345 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:21.772 | Slapper 1.944 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:25.422 | Slapper 3.650 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:28.000 | Slapper 2.578 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:32.144 | Old Gristle 4.106 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 1:34.950 | Slapper 2.806 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:38.644 | Damp Kevin 1.445 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 1:40.922 | Damp Kevin 1.377 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 1
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-5-6-9-8.
186.44
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
286 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-6-10-8.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
312 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-7-5-8-6.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 4
321 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-8-5-4.
139.86
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-15-3-13.
192.08
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-6-3-6.
195.03
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-15-6.
110.76
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
310 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-11.
183.84
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-7-4-7-7.
202.44
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
309 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-4-16-7-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
311 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-5-4-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
304 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-7-11-4-7.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
305 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-14-5-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
309 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-9-5-6.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
308 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-5-8-7.
111.40
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
310 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-8-5-12-5.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
313 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 9-2-3-2-4.
19.61
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
300 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-16-2-3.
26.19
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
304 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-12-2-7-3.
32.23
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
315 starts, 25 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-2-3.
15.57
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
319 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-2-6-7-2.
13.45
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
313 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-7-2-4-3.
8.01
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
308 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-1-1-1.
10.23
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-8-4.
56.00
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
317 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-4-13-8-4.
72.66
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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