Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.600 6 +5 32 14.3
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.600 6 +5 32 14.3
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.600 6 +5 32 14.3
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:56.600 6 +5 32 14.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:03.089 +6.49 4 +2 31 13.9
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:03.089 +6.49 4 +2 31 13.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:03.089 +6.49 4 +2 31 13.9
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:03.089 +6.49 4 +2 31 13.9
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:34.739 +38.14 7 +4 34 13.6
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:34.739 +38.14 7 +4 34 13.6
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:34.739 +38.14 7 +4 34 13.6
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:34.739 +38.14 7 +4 34 13.6
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:47.351 +50.75 8 +4 26 12.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:47.351 +50.75 8 +4 26 12.9
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:47.351 +50.75 8 +4 26 12.9
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:47.351 +50.75 8 +4 26 12.9
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:11.466 +74.87 1 -4 32 11.9
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:11.466 +74.87 1 -4 32 11.9
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:11.466 +74.87 1 -4 32 11.9
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:11.466 +74.87 1 -4 32 11.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:12.789 +76.19 5 -1 30 11.5
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:12.789 +76.19 5 -1 30 11.5
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:12.789 +76.19 5 -1 30 11.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:12.789 +76.19 5 -1 30 11.5
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:17.194 +80.59 2 -5 24 10.4
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:17.194 +80.59 2 -5 24 10.4
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.194 +80.59 2 -5 24 10.4
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.194 +80.59 2 -5 24 10.4
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:21.883 +85.28 3 -5 30 11.2
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:21.883 +85.28 3 -5 30 11.2
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:21.883 +85.28 3 -5 30 11.2
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:21.883 +85.28 3 -5 30 11.2
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-6-2.
11.967
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-6-2.
15.394
No idea what happened there.
20.383
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-6-2.
24.033
Gravy is coming through.
28.289
Gravy is airborne.
32.033
The Unit is last now.
36.667
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
41.233
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-4.
45.722
Big air for Gravy.
49.239
You do not see that every day.
53.156
That is the sport, right there.
57.139
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:02.578
That is not going to help.
1:10.144
No idea what happened there.
1:17.656
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:23.317
The Unit gets hit hard.
1:31.156
It is chaos out there.
1:33.106
Slapper has it.
1:35.061
No idea what happened there.
1:38.461
It is Gravy!
1:48.789
That is a big one for The Unit.
1:54.183
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Slapper 1.944 Slapper 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 5.000 Honey Mustard 2.956
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.661 The Unit 2.544
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.583 Slapper 2.922
The Drops Hard Slapper 12.283 Slapper 1.700
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 14.506 Slapper 2.223
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 16.644 Slapper 2.138
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 18.678 Slapper 2.034
The Plunge Metal Slapper 21.517 Gravy 1.861
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 23.689 Slapper 2.172
The Kicker Hard Slapper 24.628 Slapper 0.939
Stairwell Hard Slapper 26.183 Slapper 1.555
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 27.606 Slapper 1.423
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 29.511 Slapper 1.905
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 34.989 Slapper 5.478
Stairwell Hard Slapper 38.361 Honey Mustard 3.256
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 40.428 Tender Greg 2.000
The Drops Hard Slapper 42.161 Slapper 1.733
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 44.128 Slapper 1.967
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 45.433 Slapper 1.305
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 47.806 Gravy 2.366
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 49.156 Slapper 1.350
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 51.261 Slapper 2.105
Peg Field Hard Slapper 52.911 Slapper 1.650
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 55.328 Slapper 2.417
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 56.472 Gravy 1.067
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 58.278 Gravy 1.594
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 59.700 Gravy 1.372
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:01.861 Gravy 2.134
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:03.456 Slapper 1.595
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:06.894 Slapper 3.438
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:10.450 Slapper 3.556
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:12.600 Slapper 2.150
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:14.967 Honey Mustard 2.039
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:16.978 Slapper 2.011
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:20.689 Honey Mustard 3.616
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:23.250 Slapper 2.561
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:27.467 Gravy 4.050
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:30.261 Slapper 2.794
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:33.833 The Unit 3.438
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:36.106 The Unit 2.178
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 PCK The Pucks 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
330 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-8-9-5-5.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
332 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-8-5-3-7.
155.60
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-3-7-13.
142.79
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
304 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-13-8-5.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-4-2-14-6.
159.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
328 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-4-10-6-4.
156.22
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
324 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-6-6-13-4.
169.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
325 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-4-13-5.
127.73
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
332 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-15-7-7-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
318 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-12-7-6-5.
185.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 16-6-7-6-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
329 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-6-8-7-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
326 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-5-16-6.
158.45
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
320 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-7-7-16-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-8-5-6.
210.38
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
333 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-11-5-8-12.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
321 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-5-4-3.
22.22
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
333 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-8-3-3.
19.55
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
332 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-2-3-9.
19.80
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
319 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-10-8.
18.81
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
302 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-2-3-2-1.
11.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
335 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 6-2-3-2-1.
12.78
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
333 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-4-1-2.
8.18
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
335 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-8-3-2-7.
11.99
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
333 starts, 167 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-1-2-1-2.
8.75
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
333 starts, 179 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-4-1-1-1.
9.52
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
327 starts, 164 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
9.35
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
312 starts, 146 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
9.65
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
313 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-7-4-3.
55.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
334 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-5-7-4-11.
65.29
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
325 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-3-7-4.
67.66
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4
333 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-5-1-6-4.
66.18

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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