· Season 12 · Round 40
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:56.600 | — | 6 | +5 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:56.600 | — | 6 | +5 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:56.600 | — | 6 | +5 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:56.600 | — | 6 | +5 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:03.089 | +6.49 | 4 | +2 | 31 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:03.089 | +6.49 | 4 | +2 | 31 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:03.089 | +6.49 | 4 | +2 | 31 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:03.089 | +6.49 | 4 | +2 | 31 | 13.9 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:34.739 | +38.14 | 7 | +4 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:34.739 | +38.14 | 7 | +4 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:34.739 | +38.14 | 7 | +4 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:34.739 | +38.14 | 7 | +4 | 34 | 13.6 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:47.351 | +50.75 | 8 | +4 | 26 | 12.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:47.351 | +50.75 | 8 | +4 | 26 | 12.9 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:47.351 | +50.75 | 8 | +4 | 26 | 12.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:47.351 | +50.75 | 8 | +4 | 26 | 12.9 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:11.466 | +74.87 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:11.466 | +74.87 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.9 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:11.466 | +74.87 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:11.466 | +74.87 | 1 | -4 | 32 | 11.9 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:12.789 | +76.19 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:12.789 | +76.19 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:12.789 | +76.19 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:12.789 | +76.19 | 5 | -1 | 30 | 11.5 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:17.194 | +80.59 | 2 | -5 | 24 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:17.194 | +80.59 | 2 | -5 | 24 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:17.194 | +80.59 | 2 | -5 | 24 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:17.194 | +80.59 | 2 | -5 | 24 | 10.4 |
| 8 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:21.883 | +85.28 | 3 | -5 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:21.883 | +85.28 | 3 | -5 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:21.883 | +85.28 | 3 | -5 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:21.883 | +85.28 | 3 | -5 | 30 | 11.2 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-6-2.
11.967
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-6-2.
15.394
No idea what happened there.
20.383
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-6-2.
24.033
Gravy is coming through.
28.289
Gravy is airborne.
32.033
The Unit is last now.
36.667
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
41.233
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1-4.
45.722
Big air for Gravy.
49.239
You do not see that every day.
53.156
That is the sport, right there.
57.139
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:02.578
That is not going to help.
1:10.144
No idea what happened there.
1:17.656
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:23.317
The Unit gets hit hard.
1:31.156
It is chaos out there.
1:33.106
Slapper has it.
1:35.061
No idea what happened there.
1:38.461
It is Gravy!
1:48.789
That is a big one for The Unit.
1:54.183
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Slapper | 1.944 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 5.000 | Honey Mustard 2.956 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 7.661 | The Unit 2.544 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.583 | Slapper 2.922 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 12.283 | Slapper 1.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 14.506 | Slapper 2.223 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 16.644 | Slapper 2.138 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 18.678 | Slapper 2.034 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 21.517 | Gravy 1.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 23.689 | Slapper 2.172 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 24.628 | Slapper 0.939 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 26.183 | Slapper 1.555 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 27.606 | Slapper 1.423 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 29.511 | Slapper 1.905 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 34.989 | Slapper 5.478 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 38.361 | Honey Mustard 3.256 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 40.428 | Tender Greg 2.000 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 42.161 | Slapper 1.733 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 44.128 | Slapper 1.967 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 45.433 | Slapper 1.305 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 47.806 | Gravy 2.366 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 49.156 | Slapper 1.350 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 51.261 | Slapper 2.105 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 52.911 | Slapper 1.650 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 55.328 | Slapper 2.417 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 56.472 | Gravy 1.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 58.278 | Gravy 1.594 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 59.700 | Gravy 1.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:01.861 | Gravy 2.134 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:03.456 | Slapper 1.595 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:06.894 | Slapper 3.438 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:10.450 | Slapper 3.556 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:12.600 | Slapper 2.150 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:14.967 | Honey Mustard 2.039 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:16.978 | Slapper 2.011 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:20.689 | Honey Mustard 3.616 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:23.250 | Slapper 2.561 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.467 | Gravy 4.050 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 1:30.261 | Slapper 2.794 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:33.833 | The Unit 3.438 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 1:36.106 | The Unit 2.178 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
330 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-8-9-5-5.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
332 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-8-5-3-7.
155.60
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-3-7-13.
142.79
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
304 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-13-8-5.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-4-2-14-6.
159.18
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
328 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-4-10-6-4.
156.22
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
324 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-6-6-13-4.
169.68
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
325 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-4-13-5.
127.73
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
332 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-15-7-7-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
318 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-12-7-6-5.
185.31
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 16-6-7-6-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
329 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-6-8-7-16.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
326 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-8-5-16-6.
158.45
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
320 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-7-7-16-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
326 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-7-8-5-6.
210.38
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
333 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-11-5-8-12.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
321 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-5-4-3.
22.22
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
333 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-8-3-3.
19.55
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
332 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-2-3-9.
19.80
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
319 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-10-8.
18.81
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
335 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 6-2-3-2-1.
12.78
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
333 starts, 79 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-4-1-2.
8.18
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3
327 starts, 164 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
9.35
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
313 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-7-4-3.
55.06
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
334 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-5-7-4-11.
65.29
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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