Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 13

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:36.927 4 +3 25 14.5
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:36.927 4 +3 25 14.5
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:36.927 4 +3 25 14.5
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:36.927 4 +3 25 14.5
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:53.494 +16.57 6 +4 33 12.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:53.494 +16.57 6 +4 33 12.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:53.494 +16.57 6 +4 33 12.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 6:53.494 +16.57 6 +4 33 12.0
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:06.483 +29.56 2 -1 29 14.0
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:06.483 +29.56 2 -1 29 14.0
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:06.483 +29.56 2 -1 29 14.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:06.483 +29.56 2 -1 29 14.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:47.306 +70.38 5 +1 26 11.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:47.306 +70.38 5 +1 26 11.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:47.306 +70.38 5 +1 26 11.0
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:47.306 +70.38 5 +1 26 11.0
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:11.039 +94.11 3 -2 30 12.6
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:11.039 +94.11 3 -2 30 12.6
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:11.039 +94.11 3 -2 30 12.6
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:11.039 +94.11 3 -2 30 12.6
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:14.461 +97.53 8 +2 27 10.3
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:14.461 +97.53 8 +2 27 10.3
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:14.461 +97.53 8 +2 27 10.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:14.461 +97.53 8 +2 27 10.3
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:16.017 +99.09 1 -6 34 11.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:16.017 +99.09 1 -6 34 11.6
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:16.017 +99.09 1 -6 34 11.6
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:16.017 +99.09 1 -6 34 11.6
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:16.566 +99.64 7 -1 30 11.7
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:16.566 +99.64 7 -1 30 11.7
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:16.566 +99.64 7 -1 30 11.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:16.566 +99.64 7 -1 30 11.7
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.500
Gravy has the lead.
11.533
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-4-8-7-3.
15.378
Big air for Thick Rick.
19.378
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-3-1.
23.306
Pilot Light gets air.
27.028
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 16-8-5-5-13.
30.461
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 9-10-16-5-16.
34.150
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-9-10-6-9.
38.022
Up goes Slapper.
45.728
Absolute carnage.
49.350
Oh dear.
53.000
Heavy contact for Gravy.
56.939
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
1:05.189
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:10.739
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:18.250
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:26.822
Heavy contact for Gravy.
1:35.461
Here comes Slapper.
1:36.767
Tender Greg has ground to a halt.
1:40.167
Slapper wins it.
1:43.939
Tender Greg finds trouble.
1:52.228
That is not going to help.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 5.161 Gravy 2.894
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 7.528 Gravy 2.367
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 10.739 Slapper 2.906
The Drops Hard Gravy 12.472 Gravy 1.733
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 14.744 Slapper 2.261
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 16.900 Slapper 1.983
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 19.106 Slapper 2.206
The Plunge Metal Slapper 20.950 Slapper 1.844
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 23.183 Gravy 2.183
The Kicker Hard Slapper 24.139 Slapper 0.956
Stairwell Hard Slapper 25.722 Slapper 1.583
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 27.206 Slapper 1.484
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 29.339 Slapper 2.133
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 34.667 Slapper 5.328
Stairwell Hard Slapper 37.950 Slapper 3.283
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 39.817 Slapper 1.867
The Drops Hard Slapper 41.506 Slapper 1.689
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 43.494 Slapper 1.988
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 44.833 Slapper 1.339
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 47.061 Slapper 2.228
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 48.494 Gravy 1.427
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 50.750 Gravy 2.223
Peg Field Hard Slapper 52.850 Tender Greg 1.928
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 55.494 Tender Greg 2.189
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 57.294 Gravy 0.989
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 59.583 Gravy 1.522
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:01.189 Gravy 1.278
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:03.278 Gravy 1.389
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:04.939 Slapper 1.661
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:08.428 Slapper 3.489
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:12.211 Thick Rick 3.528
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:14.344 Slapper 2.133
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:16.800 Gravy 1.994
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:18.817 Gravy 1.945
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:22.417 Slapper 3.600
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:25.344 Tube Sock 2.850
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:29.594 Thick Rick 4.172
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:32.311 Slapper 2.717
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:36.178 Pilot Light 1.400
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:38.461 Pilot Light 1.367
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
351 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-14-13-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
344 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-7-4-6-7.
181.11
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
313 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-6-8-7-11.
185.56
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
342 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-7-10-6-6.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
338 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-15-5-4-7.
177.14
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
339 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-4-9-7.
166.63
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
337 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-8-5-10.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
336 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-5-6-4.
161.99
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
337 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-13-5-7-7.
186.58
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-5-8-16-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-5-5-13.
172.09
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-5-11-7-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
339 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-9-6-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
338 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-6-11-15-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
344 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-6-6-12-5.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
329 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-11-6-10.
164.19
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
348 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-3-1-8-2.
23.65
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
328 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-4-8-2.
15.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
342 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-4-3-3.
14.76
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
332 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-3-8-3.
20.58
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
314 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-2.
6.76
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
343 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 11-2-7-2-2.
16.64
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
348 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-6-14-1-2.
15.93
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
345 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-2-2.
8.96
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
343 starts, 174 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-5.
7.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
345 starts, 185 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 5-1-2-5-2.
9.98
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
324 starts, 155 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-1-16-1.
10.60
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
338 starts, 171 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-1-14-1.
12.63
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
324 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-9-4-13-3.
97.53
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
344 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-4-3.
58.90
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
345 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-4-7-4-3.
72.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
337 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-3-12-3.
61.74

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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