· Season 13 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:36.927 | — | 4 | +3 | 25 | 14.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:36.927 | — | 4 | +3 | 25 | 14.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:36.927 | — | 4 | +3 | 25 | 14.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:36.927 | — | 4 | +3 | 25 | 14.5 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:53.494 | +16.57 | 6 | +4 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:53.494 | +16.57 | 6 | +4 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:53.494 | +16.57 | 6 | +4 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:53.494 | +16.57 | 6 | +4 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:06.483 | +29.56 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 14.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:06.483 | +29.56 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 14.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:06.483 | +29.56 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 14.0 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:06.483 | +29.56 | 2 | -1 | 29 | 14.0 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:47.306 | +70.38 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:47.306 | +70.38 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:47.306 | +70.38 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:47.306 | +70.38 | 5 | +1 | 26 | 11.0 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:11.039 | +94.11 | 3 | -2 | 30 | 12.6 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:11.039 | +94.11 | 3 | -2 | 30 | 12.6 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:11.039 | +94.11 | 3 | -2 | 30 | 12.6 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:11.039 | +94.11 | 3 | -2 | 30 | 12.6 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:14.461 | +97.53 | 8 | +2 | 27 | 10.3 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:14.461 | +97.53 | 8 | +2 | 27 | 10.3 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:14.461 | +97.53 | 8 | +2 | 27 | 10.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:14.461 | +97.53 | 8 | +2 | 27 | 10.3 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:16.017 | +99.09 | 1 | -6 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:16.017 | +99.09 | 1 | -6 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:16.017 | +99.09 | 1 | -6 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:16.017 | +99.09 | 1 | -6 | 34 | 11.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:16.566 | +99.64 | 7 | -1 | 30 | 11.7 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:16.566 | +99.64 | 7 | -1 | 30 | 11.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:16.566 | +99.64 | 7 | -1 | 30 | 11.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:16.566 | +99.64 | 7 | -1 | 30 | 11.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.500
Gravy has the lead.
11.533
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-4-8-7-3.
15.378
Big air for Thick Rick.
19.378
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-3-1.
23.306
Pilot Light gets air.
27.028
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 16-8-5-5-13.
30.461
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 9-10-16-5-16.
34.150
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-9-10-6-9.
38.022
Up goes Slapper.
45.728
Absolute carnage.
49.350
Oh dear.
53.000
Heavy contact for Gravy.
56.939
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
1:05.189
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:10.739
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:18.250
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:26.822
Heavy contact for Gravy.
1:35.461
Here comes Slapper.
1:36.767
Tender Greg has ground to a halt.
1:40.167
Slapper wins it.
1:43.939
Tender Greg finds trouble.
1:52.228
That is not going to help.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Tube Sock | 1.983 | Tube Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 5.161 | Gravy 2.894 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Gravy | 7.528 | Gravy 2.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 10.739 | Slapper 2.906 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 12.472 | Gravy 1.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Gravy | 14.744 | Slapper 2.261 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 16.900 | Slapper 1.983 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 19.106 | Slapper 2.206 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 20.950 | Slapper 1.844 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 23.183 | Gravy 2.183 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 24.139 | Slapper 0.956 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 25.722 | Slapper 1.583 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 27.206 | Slapper 1.484 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 29.339 | Slapper 2.133 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 34.667 | Slapper 5.328 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 37.950 | Slapper 3.283 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 39.817 | Slapper 1.867 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 41.506 | Slapper 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 43.494 | Slapper 1.988 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 44.833 | Slapper 1.339 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 47.061 | Slapper 2.228 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 48.494 | Gravy 1.427 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 50.750 | Gravy 2.223 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 52.850 | Tender Greg 1.928 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 55.494 | Tender Greg 2.189 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 57.294 | Gravy 0.989 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 59.583 | Gravy 1.522 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:01.189 | Gravy 1.278 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:03.278 | Gravy 1.389 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:04.939 | Slapper 1.661 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:08.428 | Slapper 3.489 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:12.211 | Thick Rick 3.528 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:14.344 | Slapper 2.133 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:16.800 | Gravy 1.994 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:18.817 | Gravy 1.945 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:22.417 | Slapper 3.600 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:25.344 | Tube Sock 2.850 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.594 | Thick Rick 4.172 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 1:32.311 | Slapper 2.717 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:36.178 | Pilot Light 1.400 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 1:38.461 | Pilot Light 1.367 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
351 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-14-13-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2
344 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-7-4-6-7.
181.11
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 3
313 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-6-8-7-11.
185.56
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 4
342 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-7-10-6-6.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
338 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-15-5-4-7.
177.14
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
339 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-4-9-7.
166.63
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
337 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-8-5-10.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
336 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-5-6-4.
161.99
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
337 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-13-5-7-7.
186.58
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-5-8-16-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-5-5-13.
172.09
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
339 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-5-11-7-5.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
339 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-9-6-8.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
338 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-6-11-15-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
344 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-6-6-12-5.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
329 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-11-6-10.
164.19
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
348 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 6-3-1-8-2.
23.65
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
328 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-4-8-2.
15.25
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
342 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-4-3-3.
14.76
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
332 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-3-8-3.
20.58
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
343 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 11-2-7-2-2.
16.64
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
345 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-2-2.
8.96
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 3
324 starts, 155 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-1-16-1.
10.60
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
338 starts, 171 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-1-14-1.
12.63
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
324 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-9-4-13-3.
97.53
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
344 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-4-3.
58.90
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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