· Season 13 · Round 22
The Basement Relay — Relay
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The Coaster wins at The Basement
The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:51.794 | — | 6 | +5 | 22 | 12.5 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:51.794 | — | 6 | +5 | 22 | 12.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:51.794 | — | 6 | +5 | 22 | 12.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:51.794 | — | 6 | +5 | 22 | 12.5 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:58.035 | +6.24 | 8 | +6 | 26 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:58.035 | +6.24 | 8 | +6 | 26 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:58.035 | +6.24 | 8 | +6 | 26 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:58.035 | +6.24 | 8 | +6 | 26 | 14.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:07.478 | +15.68 | 1 | -2 | 31 | 14.4 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:07.478 | +15.68 | 1 | -2 | 31 | 14.4 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:07.478 | +15.68 | 1 | -2 | 31 | 14.4 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:07.478 | +15.68 | 1 | -2 | 31 | 14.4 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:50.039 | +58.25 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.7 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:50.039 | +58.25 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.7 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:50.039 | +58.25 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.7 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:50.039 | +58.25 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 13.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:16.278 | +84.48 | 7 | +2 | 30 | 12.1 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:16.278 | +84.48 | 7 | +2 | 30 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:16.278 | +84.48 | 7 | +2 | 30 | 12.1 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:16.278 | +84.48 | 7 | +2 | 30 | 12.1 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:16.372 | +84.58 | 5 | -1 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:16.372 | +84.58 | 5 | -1 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:16.372 | +84.58 | 5 | -1 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:16.372 | +84.58 | 5 | -1 | 27 | 11.1 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:20.417 | +88.62 | 2 | -5 | 39 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:20.417 | +88.62 | 2 | -5 | 39 | 11.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:20.417 | +88.62 | 2 | -5 | 39 | 11.7 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:20.417 | +88.62 | 2 | -5 | 39 | 11.7 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:20.456 | +88.66 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.1 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:20.456 | +88.66 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.1 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:20.456 | +88.66 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.1 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:20.456 | +88.66 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 13.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 23.8 contacts an event coming in.
5.967
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 176 wins from 346, average finish 3.1.
11.061
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-4.
14.511
Pilot Light is airborne.
18.006
Up goes Tube Sock.
21.744
Custard gets air.
25.689
And The Coaster takes flight.
29.333
Absolute carnage.
33.289
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
37.483
Absolute carnage.
41.367
Look at that.
46.489
Custard is completely off the deck.
50.750
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-3-2.
55.172
Oh dear.
59.372
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:04.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:13.633
And it's The Lieutenant in front now.
1:20.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:24.994
Right into it goes Butter Bean.
1:31.272
That is the sport, right there.
1:37.417
Here comes The Lieutenant.
1:38.211
Oh dear.
1:41.611
The Coaster wins it.
1:45.894
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
1:50.772
Butter Bean gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1.950 | The Lieutenant 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 5.000 | The Coaster 2.811 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 7.178 | The Coaster 2.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 10.289 | The Coaster 3.111 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 11.944 | The Coaster 1.655 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 14.117 | The Coaster 2.173 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 16.183 | The Coaster 2.066 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 18.239 | The Coaster 2.056 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Lieutenant | 21.100 | The Lieutenant 1.856 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 23.394 | Honey Mustard 2.005 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Lieutenant | 24.411 | Honey Mustard 0.945 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 26.167 | Honey Mustard 1.539 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 27.783 | The Coaster 1.522 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 29.867 | The Coaster 2.067 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 35.589 | The Coaster 5.722 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 38.717 | The Coaster 3.128 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 40.578 | The Coaster 1.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 42.339 | The Coaster 1.761 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 44.372 | The Coaster 2.033 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 45.689 | The Coaster 1.317 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 48.144 | Custard 2.383 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 49.517 | The Coaster 1.373 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 51.600 | The Coaster 2.083 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 53.244 | The Coaster 1.644 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 55.556 | The Lieutenant 2.200 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 56.783 | The Lieutenant 1.212 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 58.961 | Custard 1.983 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:00.544 | The Coaster 1.583 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:02.678 | The Lieutenant 2.033 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:04.544 | The Coaster 1.866 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:08.178 | The Coaster 3.634 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:13.478 | The Lieutenant 3.467 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:15.828 | Honey Mustard 2.300 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:18.583 | Honey Mustard 2.067 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:20.678 | Honey Mustard 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:24.567 | The Lieutenant 3.889 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:27.472 | Custard 2.522 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:31.439 | The Lieutenant 3.967 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:34.289 | The Coaster 2.750 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:38.039 | Long John 1.823 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:40.417 | Long John 1.633 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1
350 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 9-8-12-9-6.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
358 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-9-10-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
350 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-10-8-11-6.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
319 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-15-14-6.
219.30
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
346 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-9-10-16.
219.30
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
342 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-7-5-6.
160.53
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
346 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-6-14-11-5.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
343 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-15-3-5.
172.90
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-7-11-3-11.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-7-16-8-5.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
346 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-16-14-6-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
351 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-16-12-8-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
344 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-5-12-7-4.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
338 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-5-6-15-13.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
345 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-13-8-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
350 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-13-7-7.
177.42
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
336 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-2-2-3.
14.35
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
335 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-8-5-6.
23.02
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
356 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 3-13-2-15-2.
38.04
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
350 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-2-6-2.
13.44
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
348 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-5-3-1-3.
11.72
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
351 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-2-3-4-3.
10.45
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 1
343 starts, 174 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-4-1-1-3.
7.67
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 4
355 starts, 189 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 5-1-5-4-2.
11.66
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
351 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-6-8-6-4.
63.62
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
353 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-4-12-1-3.
106.52
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
328 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-4-8-4.
61.88
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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