· Season 13 · Round 31
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:48.172 | — | 6 | +5 | 23 | 14.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:48.172 | — | 6 | +5 | 23 | 14.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:48.172 | — | 6 | +5 | 23 | 14.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:48.172 | — | 6 | +5 | 23 | 14.7 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:55.684 | +7.51 | 8 | +6 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:55.684 | +7.51 | 8 | +6 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:55.684 | +7.51 | 8 | +6 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:55.684 | +7.51 | 8 | +6 | 32 | 14.3 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:23.972 | +35.80 | 5 | +2 | 19 | 19.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:23.972 | +35.80 | 5 | +2 | 19 | 19.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:23.972 | +35.80 | 5 | +2 | 19 | 19.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:23.972 | +35.80 | 5 | +2 | 19 | 19.1 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:29.478 | +41.31 | 2 | -2 | 22 | 13.2 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:29.478 | +41.31 | 2 | -2 | 22 | 13.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:29.478 | +41.31 | 2 | -2 | 22 | 13.2 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:29.478 | +41.31 | 2 | -2 | 22 | 13.2 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 7:51.094 | +62.92 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 12.9 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 7:51.094 | +62.92 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 12.9 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 7:51.094 | +62.92 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 12.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 7:51.094 | +62.92 | 4 | -1 | 37 | 12.9 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:05.594 | +77.42 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 15.0 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:05.594 | +77.42 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 15.0 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:05.594 | +77.42 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 15.0 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:05.594 | +77.42 | 3 | -3 | 35 | 15.0 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:20.256 | +92.08 | 1 | -6 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:20.256 | +92.08 | 1 | -6 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:20.256 | +92.08 | 1 | -6 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:20.256 | +92.08 | 1 | -6 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:20.527 | +92.36 | 7 | -1 | 32 | 10.2 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:20.527 | +92.36 | 7 | -1 | 32 | 10.2 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:20.527 | +92.36 | 7 | -1 | 32 | 10.2 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:20.527 | +92.36 | 7 | -1 | 32 | 10.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.133
Slapper has the lead.
10.794
Slapper is airborne.
16.150
It is chaos out there. Averaging 20.7 contacts an event coming in.
20.928
Big air for Lil Nugget.
24.511
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 15-2-2-2-5.
28.033
The Lieutenant hits the front.
31.678
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-13-7-8-6.
35.350
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
39.428
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 15-2-2-2-5.
43.183
The Lieutenant is airborne. Recent finishes: 15-2-2-2-5.
48.072
Absolute carnage.
51.900
Right into it goes Yolk.
55.572
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:03.267
Lil Nugget is off the course.
1:09.683
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:21.183
The Unit finds trouble.
1:26.556
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
1:33.339
Yolk gets hit hard.
1:40.528
Slapper is going to win this.
1:43.528
It is Slapper!
1:49.406
And it all goes wrong.
1:53.022
Heavy contact for Second Sock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1.950 | The Lieutenant 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 5.000 | Slapper 2.805 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 7.272 | Slapper 2.211 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.361 | Slapper 3.089 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 12.100 | Slapper 1.739 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 14.356 | Slapper 2.256 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 16.500 | The Lieutenant 2.083 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 18.556 | Slapper 2.056 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 20.372 | Slapper 1.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 22.561 | Slapper 2.189 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 23.483 | Slapper 0.922 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 25.056 | Slapper 1.573 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 27.172 | The Lieutenant 1.616 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 30.133 | The Lieutenant 2.350 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 36.206 | Yolk 4.884 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 39.444 | Slapper 3.206 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 41.461 | Slapper 1.738 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 43.283 | Slapper 1.678 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 45.428 | Slapper 2.045 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 46.844 | Slapper 1.339 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 49.267 | Slapper 2.338 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 50.761 | Slapper 1.389 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 53.067 | Slapper 2.189 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 55.283 | Slapper 1.584 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 57.756 | Slapper 2.100 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 59.100 | Yolk 1.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:01.217 | The Lieutenant 1.728 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:02.806 | Slapper 1.589 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:04.972 | Crooked Pete 2.028 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:06.817 | Slapper 1.845 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:09.672 | Slapper 2.855 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:17.400 | The Lieutenant 3.578 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:19.606 | Slapper 2.206 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:22.072 | The Unit 2.283 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:24.083 | Slapper 2.011 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.633 | Slapper 3.550 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:30.472 | Yolk 2.617 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:34.800 | The Lieutenant 4.028 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 1:37.533 | Slapper 2.733 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:41.239 | Crooked Pete 1.983 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 1:43.528 | Crooked Pete 1.795 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
363 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-11-6-10.
196.80
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
325 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 10-6-10-5-10.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
360 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-6-5-8-5.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
353 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-6-8-10.
178.70
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
348 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-3-13-6-5.
155.59
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
352 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-5-6-8-6.
200.78
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
351 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 12-5-11-8-6.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
350 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-5-13-10.
162.21
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
343 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-7-8-9-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
355 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-15-6-8-6.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
348 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-7-16-8-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
355 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-7-8-7-7.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
350 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-12-4-8.
204.24
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
352 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-8-4-12-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
354 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-8-4-8-5.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
345 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-14-4-13-8.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
357 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-3-5-7-14.
23.02
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
340 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-2-5.
22.03
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
359 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 3-7-2-3-13.
27.95
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
345 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-8-7-7.
39.31
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
354 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 7-2-2-4-1.
10.78
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
358 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-4-2-2.
10.59
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
347 starts, 177 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-3-1.
7.53
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3
362 starts, 193 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 6-1-1-1-1.
13.19
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
359 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-4-6-4-3.
89.53
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
333 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-9-3-4-7.
64.55
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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