Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 4

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 6:41.911 2 +1 27 14.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:41.911 2 +1 27 14.1
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:41.911 2 +1 27 14.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:41.911 2 +1 27 14.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.955 +20.04 6 +4 26 12.2
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.955 +20.04 6 +4 26 12.2
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.955 +20.04 6 +4 26 12.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:01.955 +20.04 6 +4 26 12.2
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:17.655 +35.74 5 +2 30 12.2
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:17.655 +35.74 5 +2 30 12.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:17.655 +35.74 5 +2 30 12.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7:17.655 +35.74 5 +2 30 12.2
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.744 +48.83 3 -1 25 11.0
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.744 +48.83 3 -1 25 11.0
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.744 +48.83 3 -1 25 11.0
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.744 +48.83 3 -1 25 11.0
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:03.521 +81.61 1 -4 29 11.9
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:03.521 +81.61 1 -4 29 11.9
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8:03.521 +81.61 1 -4 29 11.9
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8:03.521 +81.61 1 -4 29 11.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:06.950 +85.04 7 +1 31 12.8
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8:06.950 +85.04 7 +1 31 12.8
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:06.950 +85.04 7 +1 31 12.8
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:06.950 +85.04 7 +1 31 12.8
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:20.755 +98.84 4 -3 33 11.1
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:20.755 +98.84 4 -3 33 11.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 8:20.755 +98.84 4 -3 33 11.1
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:20.755 +98.84 4 -3 33 11.1
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:22.444 +100.53 8 0 36 14.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:22.444 +100.53 8 0 36 14.1
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:22.444 +100.53 8 0 36 14.1
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:22.444 +100.53 8 0 36 14.1
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 23.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.433
The lead changes hands. Stubbs. Career record: 24 wins from 327, average finish 4.6.
12.117
Stubbs is airborne.
15.606
Up goes Butter Bean.
23.389
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 19.3 contacts an event coming in.
26.811
And Radiator takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-11-6-10-5.
30.228
That is going to sting in the morning.
33.956
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.033
Tube Sock slips to the rear.
43.622
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
47.422
Up goes Yolk.
51.267
Slapper finds trouble.
54.733
And Old Gristle takes flight.
58.656
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:02.589
You do not see that every day.
1:10.756
No idea what happened there.
1:16.506
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:20.189
Radiator finds trouble.
1:25.178
Heavy contact for Stubbs.
1:29.478
Absolute carnage.
1:37.778
Slapper is going to win this.
1:39.328
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:42.728
Slapper takes it.
1:47.111
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:50.867
That is the sport, right there.
1:56.133
Tube Sock takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 5.261 Stubbs 2.978
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 7.756 Butter Bean 2.400
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 11.222 Butter Bean 2.872
The Drops Hard Stubbs 13.017 Butter Bean 1.711
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 15.356 Slapper 2.256
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 17.889 Slapper 2.311
Slick Floor Slick Stubbs 20.300 Stubbs 2.411
The Plunge Metal Stubbs 23.261 Radiator 2.100
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 25.800 Slapper 2.161
The Kicker Hard Stubbs 26.878 Slapper 0.905
Stairwell Hard Stubbs 28.667 Slapper 1.556
Carpet Flat Carpet Stubbs 30.300 Slapper 1.411
Tight Curve Carpet Stubbs 32.561 Slapper 1.961
The Hairpin Smooth Stubbs 37.833 Yolk 4.484
Stairwell Hard Stubbs 40.972 Stubbs 3.139
Fabric Run Soft fabric Stubbs 43.100 Yolk 1.927
The Drops Hard Stubbs 45.017 Old Gristle 1.733
Carpet Flat Carpet Stubbs 47.361 Slapper 2.027
Fabric Run Soft fabric Stubbs 49.022 Old Gristle 1.361
Sweeping Curve Carpet Stubbs 52.083 Old Gristle 2.139
The Kicker Smooth Stubbs 53.650 Slapper 1.417
Carpet Flat Carpet Stubbs 55.967 Slapper 2.245
Peg Field Hard Slapper 57.594 Slapper 1.588
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 59.778 Slapper 2.184
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 1:01.017 Yolk 1.117
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:03.028 Crooked Pete 1.961
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 1:04.572 Slapper 1.544
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:06.728 Slapper 2.156
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:08.394 Slapper 1.666
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 1:12.144 Stubbs 2.994
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 1:15.494 Slapper 3.350
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 1:17.594 Slapper 2.100
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:19.939 Slapper 2.345
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 1:21.933 Slapper 1.994
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 1:25.550 Slapper 3.617
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:28.067 Yolk 2.455
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:32.222 Slapper 4.155
Final Sprint Smooth Slapper 1:34.906 Slapper 2.684
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:38.500 Old Gristle 1.200
Exit Gate Smooth Slapper 1:40.778 Old Gristle 1.178
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-6-6-4.
131.42
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-6-7-7-6.
161.48
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
312 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-7-11-6.
212.15
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
146.35
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-5-10-4.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-4-7-6.
96.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-4-16-7.
147.01
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-5-13-8.
209.38
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-7-5-15-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
335 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-5-8.
166.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
328 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-6-10-5.
196.32
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
146.65
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-9-6-8-5.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
327 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-8-2-5.
17.00
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
21.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-8-2-2-4.
14.90
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
331 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-3-8-3-6.
23.80
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
344 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
11.12
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
346 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-1-2-16-2.
20.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
311 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
8.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
6.85
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
342 starts, 173 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-5-4.
8.20
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
337 starts, 170 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
15.12
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
340 starts, 184 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
6.92
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
321 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-1-1-2.
18.02
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
342 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-4-7-3.
57.10
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
341 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-3-3-7-7.
47.80
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-4-13-3-3.
127.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
334 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 12-3-4-5-3.
93.91

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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