· Season 13 · Round 4
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:41.911 | — | 2 | +1 | 27 | 14.1 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:41.911 | — | 2 | +1 | 27 | 14.1 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:41.911 | — | 2 | +1 | 27 | 14.1 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:41.911 | — | 2 | +1 | 27 | 14.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:01.955 | +20.04 | 6 | +4 | 26 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 7:01.955 | +20.04 | 6 | +4 | 26 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 7:01.955 | +20.04 | 6 | +4 | 26 | 12.2 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 7:01.955 | +20.04 | 6 | +4 | 26 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:17.655 | +35.74 | 5 | +2 | 30 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:17.655 | +35.74 | 5 | +2 | 30 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:17.655 | +35.74 | 5 | +2 | 30 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:17.655 | +35.74 | 5 | +2 | 30 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:30.744 | +48.83 | 3 | -1 | 25 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:30.744 | +48.83 | 3 | -1 | 25 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:30.744 | +48.83 | 3 | -1 | 25 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:30.744 | +48.83 | 3 | -1 | 25 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:03.521 | +81.61 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:03.521 | +81.61 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:03.521 | +81.61 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 11.9 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:03.521 | +81.61 | 1 | -4 | 29 | 11.9 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:06.950 | +85.04 | 7 | +1 | 31 | 12.8 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:06.950 | +85.04 | 7 | +1 | 31 | 12.8 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:06.950 | +85.04 | 7 | +1 | 31 | 12.8 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:06.950 | +85.04 | 7 | +1 | 31 | 12.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:20.755 | +98.84 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 11.1 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:20.755 | +98.84 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 11.1 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:20.755 | +98.84 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 11.1 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 8:20.755 | +98.84 | 4 | -3 | 33 | 11.1 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:22.444 | +100.53 | 8 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:22.444 | +100.53 | 8 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:22.444 | +100.53 | 8 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:22.444 | +100.53 | 8 | 0 | 36 | 14.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 23.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.433
The lead changes hands. Stubbs. Career record: 24 wins from 327, average finish 4.6.
12.117
Stubbs is airborne.
15.606
Up goes Butter Bean.
23.389
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 19.3 contacts an event coming in.
26.811
And Radiator takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-11-6-10-5.
30.228
That is going to sting in the morning.
33.956
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.033
Tube Sock slips to the rear.
43.622
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-1.
47.422
Up goes Yolk.
51.267
Slapper finds trouble.
54.733
And Old Gristle takes flight.
58.656
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:02.589
You do not see that every day.
1:10.756
No idea what happened there.
1:16.506
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:20.189
Radiator finds trouble.
1:25.178
Heavy contact for Stubbs.
1:29.478
Absolute carnage.
1:37.778
Slapper is going to win this.
1:39.328
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:42.728
Slapper takes it.
1:47.111
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:50.867
That is the sport, right there.
1:56.133
Tube Sock takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Tube Sock | 1.983 | Tube Sock 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 5.261 | Stubbs 2.978 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Stubbs | 7.756 | Butter Bean 2.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 11.222 | Butter Bean 2.872 |
| The Drops | Hard | Stubbs | 13.017 | Butter Bean 1.711 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 15.356 | Slapper 2.256 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Stubbs | 17.889 | Slapper 2.311 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 20.300 | Stubbs 2.411 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Stubbs | 23.261 | Radiator 2.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 25.800 | Slapper 2.161 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Stubbs | 26.878 | Slapper 0.905 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Stubbs | 28.667 | Slapper 1.556 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Stubbs | 30.300 | Slapper 1.411 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Stubbs | 32.561 | Slapper 1.961 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Stubbs | 37.833 | Yolk 4.484 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Stubbs | 40.972 | Stubbs 3.139 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 43.100 | Yolk 1.927 |
| The Drops | Hard | Stubbs | 45.017 | Old Gristle 1.733 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Stubbs | 47.361 | Slapper 2.027 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 49.022 | Old Gristle 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Stubbs | 52.083 | Old Gristle 2.139 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Stubbs | 53.650 | Slapper 1.417 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Stubbs | 55.967 | Slapper 2.245 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 57.594 | Slapper 1.588 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 59.778 | Slapper 2.184 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:01.017 | Yolk 1.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:03.028 | Crooked Pete 1.961 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:04.572 | Slapper 1.544 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:06.728 | Slapper 2.156 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:08.394 | Slapper 1.666 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:12.144 | Stubbs 2.994 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:15.494 | Slapper 3.350 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:17.594 | Slapper 2.100 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:19.939 | Slapper 2.345 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:21.933 | Slapper 1.994 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:25.550 | Slapper 3.617 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:28.067 | Yolk 2.455 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:32.222 | Slapper 4.155 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Slapper | 1:34.906 | Slapper 2.684 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:38.500 | Old Gristle 1.200 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Slapper | 1:40.778 | Old Gristle 1.178 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 2
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-6-6-4.
131.42
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 3
342 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-6-7-7-6.
161.48
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
312 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-7-11-6.
212.15
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
146.35
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-8-5-10-4.
219.30
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-4-7-6.
96.35
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-4-16-7.
147.01
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-5-13-8.
209.38
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-7-5-15-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
335 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-5-8.
166.45
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
328 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-6-10-5.
196.32
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
146.65
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-9-6-8-5.
219.30
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
327 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-8-2-5.
17.00
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
21.93
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-8-2-2-4.
14.90
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
331 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-3-8-3-6.
23.80
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
344 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
11.12
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
6.85
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2
337 starts, 170 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
15.12
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4
321 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-1-1-2.
18.02
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
341 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-3-3-7-7.
47.80
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 3
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-4-13-3-3.
127.18
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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