· Season 14 · Round 13
The Basement Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:45.144 | — | 2 | +1 | 28 | 13.5 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 6:45.144 | — | 2 | +1 | 28 | 13.5 |
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:45.144 | — | 2 | +1 | 28 | 13.5 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 6:45.144 | — | 2 | +1 | 28 | 13.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:15.594 | +30.45 | 1 | -1 | 28 | 12.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:15.594 | +30.45 | 1 | -1 | 28 | 12.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:15.594 | +30.45 | 1 | -1 | 28 | 12.0 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:15.594 | +30.45 | 1 | -1 | 28 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 7:31.195 | +46.05 | 7 | +4 | 32 | 13.8 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:31.195 | +46.05 | 7 | +4 | 32 | 13.8 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:31.195 | +46.05 | 7 | +4 | 32 | 13.8 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 7:31.195 | +46.05 | 7 | +4 | 32 | 13.8 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:41.190 | +56.05 | 5 | +1 | 29 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:41.190 | +56.05 | 5 | +1 | 29 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:41.190 | +56.05 | 5 | +1 | 29 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 7:41.190 | +56.05 | 5 | +1 | 29 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 8:05.090 | +79.95 | 8 | +3 | 38 | 13.7 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 8:05.090 | +79.95 | 8 | +3 | 38 | 13.7 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:05.090 | +79.95 | 8 | +3 | 38 | 13.7 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:05.090 | +79.95 | 8 | +3 | 38 | 13.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:14.606 | +89.46 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 12.3 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:14.606 | +89.46 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 12.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:14.606 | +89.46 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 12.3 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:14.606 | +89.46 | 6 | 0 | 25 | 12.3 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8:18.532 | +93.39 | 4 | -3 | 39 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:18.532 | +93.39 | 4 | -3 | 39 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 8:18.532 | +93.39 | 4 | -3 | 39 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 8:18.532 | +93.39 | 4 | -3 | 39 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:20.450 | +95.31 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:20.450 | +95.31 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:20.450 | +95.31 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 8:20.450 | +95.31 | 3 | -5 | 32 | 10.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 24.5 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-7-4.
11.989
Up goes The Unit.
15.856
That is the sport, right there.
22.561
It is chaos out there.
26.606
Extraordinary scenes.
30.200
Stubbs is airborne.
34.261
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
41.383
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-15-1.
45.044
And Puck Yeah takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-15-1.
48.567
Stubbs gets air.
52.544
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 21.3 contacts an event coming in.
57.550
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:01.250
Absolute carnage.
1:10.861
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:15.656
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:20.033
It is all going wrong for The Kidney.
1:25.433
The Heel finds trouble.
1:29.150
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:37.444
That is not going to help.
1:41.739
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:43.061
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:46.461
Puck Yeah takes it.
1:54.656
Well, that was always going to happen.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Unit | 1.944 | The Unit 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Unit | 5.194 | Tender Greg 3.161 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Unit | 8.094 | The Lieutenant 2.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Unit | 11.156 | Tender Greg 3.045 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Unit | 12.883 | The Kidney 1.711 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Tender Greg | 15.500 | The Lieutenant 2.261 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Tender Greg | 18.117 | The Lieutenant 2.011 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Tender Greg | 20.839 | Puck Yeah 2.206 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Tender Greg | 23.661 | Puck Yeah 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Tender Greg | 26.244 | Puck Yeah 2.044 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Puck Yeah | 27.228 | Puck Yeah 0.928 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 28.878 | Puck Yeah 1.650 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 30.356 | Puck Yeah 1.478 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 33.183 | The Lieutenant 2.139 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 38.983 | Tender Greg 5.794 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 42.261 | Puck Yeah 3.278 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 44.233 | Tender Greg 1.961 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 46.056 | The Lieutenant 1.794 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 48.139 | Puck Yeah 2.083 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 49.489 | Puck Yeah 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 51.806 | The Lieutenant 2.255 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 53.222 | Puck Yeah 1.416 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 55.433 | Puck Yeah 2.211 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 57.200 | Puck Yeah 1.767 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 59.239 | Puck Yeah 2.039 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:00.139 | Puck Yeah 0.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:01.594 | Puck Yeah 1.455 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:06.628 | Stubbs 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:09.611 | Stubbs 1.550 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:11.622 | Tender Greg 1.928 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:15.322 | Stubbs 3.362 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:19.178 | The Lieutenant 3.738 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:21.356 | Puck Yeah 2.178 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:23.744 | Crooked Pete 2.334 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:25.789 | Puck Yeah 2.045 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:29.750 | The Lieutenant 3.755 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:32.289 | Puck Yeah 2.539 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:36.500 | The Lieutenant 4.066 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:39.206 | Puck Yeah 2.706 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:42.461 | The Heel 2.911 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:44.739 | Puck Yeah 2.278 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
385 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-7-14-5-7.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 2
343 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-12-11-8.
219.30
7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 3
378 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-9-15-16-5.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 4
374 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-11-8-5-3.
159.22
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
369 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-4-6-7.
130.43
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
366 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-8-13-6.
172.39
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 3
372 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-9-6-4.
151.27
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
373 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-12-8-8.
219.30
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
373 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-15-8-8-7.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
370 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-16-7-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron
The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
376 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-8-15-11-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
361 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-14-10-6-7.
219.30
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
369 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-6-7-5-9.
142.47
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
375 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-5-6-9-14.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
365 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-10-9-5-7.
181.90
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
371 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-5-11-5-7.
219.30
7
Stubbs
The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
361 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-4-2-6.
21.92
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
366 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 15-2-5-5-3.
40.76
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
375 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-7-15-4-2.
28.25
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
378 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-5-4-2-4.
17.62
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 1
374 starts, 85 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-13-4-4-12.
17.28
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
378 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-1-2-2-2.
10.63
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
368 starts, 191 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3-1-3-1-1.
7.04
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
352 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-4-3-8.
53.95
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 2
381 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-4-13-16-4.
110.53
Course preview
41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.
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