Paper Mogul Sports
Team Stack · Season 1 · Round 12

The Ironing Board — Relay

The Ironing Board · The Ironing Board · 44 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Rocking plinths
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Ironing Board

Crawlspace took The Ironing Board — Relay for the Basement Heat. The Unit finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1.350 15 +14 2 2.8
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1.242 16 +14 2 2.6
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 0.700 13 +10 2 2.7
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1.842 +0.49 14 +10 3 2.8
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2.642 +1.29 28 +23 2 2.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1.450 +0.10 25 +19 0 1.7
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 5.308 +3.96 26 +19 5 5.0
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 5.433 +4.08 27 +19 5 5.1
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2.358 +1.01 21 +12 0 1.4
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 5.208 +3.86 22 +12 5 5.0
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 5.033 +3.68 23 +12 5 5.1
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 5.000 +3.65 24 +12 5 5.1
13 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2.167 +0.82 19 +6 2 2.8
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2.025 +0.68 20 +6 2 2.9
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1.525 +0.18 18 +3 3 2.6
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 0.683 17 +1 2 2.6
17 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1.192 12 -5 1 3.4
18 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3.308 +1.96 11 -7 2 2.8
19 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1.308 9 -10 1 2.1
20 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1.608 +0.26 10 -10 3 2.8
21 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1.225 4 -17 2 3.5
22 Long John NOO The Noodles 1.733 +0.38 3 -19 2 3.3
23 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 0.983 1 -22 2 2.5
24 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1.308 2 -22 6 6.3
25 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1.217 7 -18 3 3.2
26 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2.625 +1.28 5 -21 2 2.1
27 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.075 +4.73 6 -21 4 6.2
28 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 5.000 +3.65 8 -20 4 3.2
29 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2.617 +1.27 31 +2 2 2.9
30 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1.808 +0.46 30 0 1 2.9
31 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 1.850 +0.50 32 +1 1 2.9
32 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 0.700 29 -3 2 2.8
3.000
And the gantry moves.
4.200
Away it goes.
6.800
Old Gristle leads the meeting.
9.400
And the gantry moves.
10.600
Let go. Recent finishes: 12-2-14-2-15.
13.200
Old Gristle goes to the top of the board.
15.800
Next one goes up. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-7-2.
16.675
That is Second Sock on the floor.
17.875
Let go.
19.600
That is the tallest so far.
22.200
And it all goes wrong.
23.400
Released. Recent finishes: 2-16-2-2-1.
26.000
The Coaster leads the meeting. Recent finishes: 1-4-6-11-1.
28.400
Crawlspace wins the Games.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 6.800 Old Gristle 6.800
Smooth Descent Baize Old Gristle 13.200 Old Gristle 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize The Lieutenant 19.600 The Lieutenant 6.400
Smooth Descent Baize Puck Yeah 26.000 Wide Load 6.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 10 4/4 8
2 PCK The Pucks 26 4/4 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 42 4/4 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 58 4/4 5
5 BEA The Beans 74 4/4 4
6 NOO The Noodles 90 4/4 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 106 4/4 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 122 4/4 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.2. Last five: 31-15-25-30-15.
150.65
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.0. Last five: 29-13-28-32-13.
142.57
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.6. Last five: 30-16-27-29-16.
155.18
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.4. Last five: 32-14-26-31-14.
155.58
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.2. Last five: 17-29-29-23-18.
133.55
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 18-31-31-22-20.
153.65
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 20-32-32-21-17.
162.45
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.4. Last five: 19-30-30-24-19.
154.89
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 17.6. Last five: 16-19-10-15-28.
71.86
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 16.8. Last five: 15-18-12-13-26.
66.13
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 17.2. Last five: 14-20-11-14-27.
68.00
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 16.0. Last five: 13-17-9-16-25.
58.58
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 2-6-13-18-29.
35.69
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.4. Last five: 4-8-16-17-32.
44.05
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 3-7-14-20-31.
41.25
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.0. Last five: 1-5-15-19-30.
36.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 24-22-3-7-2.
47.82
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.6. Last five: 23-21-1-5-3.
32.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 11.4. Last five: 22-24-4-6-1.
44.07
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 21-23-2-8-4.
45.33
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 10-10-5-1-7.
5.16
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-9-6-4-6.
5.42
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-11-8-3-5.
8.32
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-12-7-2-8.
8.74
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.2. Last five: 8-1-21-12-9.
19.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 5-3-23-11-11.
21.30
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 6-4-24-9-10.
22.01
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.6. Last five: 7-2-22-10-12.
21.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.0. Last five: 27-25-19-26-23.
166.64
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.8. Last five: 25-27-18-27-22.
160.70
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 23.8. Last five: 28-28-17-25-21.
170.92
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 24.8. Last five: 26-26-20-28-24.
176.99

Course preview

3 sections · 44 m
Smooth Descent Baize
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Baize, and the first hall to rock. Generous underneath and never quite still.

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