The Noodles
· Noodle · #1
Big Randy
“The Long Man”
The most discussed competitor in the sport. Enormous, unhurried and statistically infuriating.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
122
Wins
14
Podiums
58
Average finish
4.31
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 122 | 14 | 58 | 4.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 122 | 14 | 58 | 4.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 7 | 0 |
| Away from home | 122 | 14 | 58 | 4.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 9 | 1 | 2 | 7.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 113 | 13 | 56 | 4.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 2 | 6.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 68 | 40.589 | 11.756 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 33 | 46.113 | 23.328 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 14 | 23.546 | 11.867 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 5 | 1:12.386 | 34.122 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 0.628 | 46m ago |
| The Ashtray (Qualifier) | The Ashtray | Knockout | 16 | 10 | 11.672 | 4h ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.800 | 6h ago |
| The Gravy Boat (Qualifier) | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 16 | 4 | 1.451 | 9h ago |
| The Colander (Qualifier) | The Colander | Knockout | 16 | 12 | 0.700 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap (Qualifier) | The Hubcap | Knockout | 16 | 1 | 5.100 | 1d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 0.311 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 12.633 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.756 | 1d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 5.283 | 1d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.594 | 1d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 1.500 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 4.894 | 2d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.911 | 2d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.700 | 2d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.356 | 2d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 2.044 | 2d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 6.428 | 2d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.406 | 4d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 12.673 | 4d ago |