The Noodles
· Noodle · #1
Big Randy
“The Long Man”
The most discussed competitor in the sport. Enormous, unhurried and statistically infuriating.
Yeet Trials
Starts
160
Wins
8
Podiums
56
Average finish
4.69
Best finish
1
Finish rate
99%
1 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 160 | 8 | 56 | 4.7 | 1 | 1 |
| Individual descents | 160 | 8 | 56 | 4.7 | 1 | 1 |
| Championship rounds | 3 | 0 | 2 | 4.0 | 2 | 0 |
| Away from home | 160 | 8 | 56 | 4.7 | 1 | 1 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 11 | 0 | 1 | 9.0 | 3 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 149 | 8 | 55 | 4.4 | 1 | 1 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 4 | 5.7 | 2 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 160 | 0.256 | 0.200 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 43 | 0.781 | 0.667 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 31 | 2.566 | 0.908 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 28 | 1.399 | 1.008 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 22 | 0.819 | 0.684 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 19 | 1.322 | 1.016 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 19 | 1.224 | 0.925 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 18 | 0.905 | 0.716 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 18 | 0.775 | 0.642 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 18 | 1.737 | 0.950 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 16 | 1.473 | 0.950 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 15 | 0.821 | 0.625 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 14 | 1.615 | 0.933 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Gravel | 14 | 1.619 | 1.250 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 13 | 1.724 | 1.225 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 13 | 0.788 | 0.667 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 12 | 0.786 | 0.667 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 11 | 1.131 | 1.000 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 10 | 1.184 | 1.000 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 9 | 1.406 | 1.017 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 4 | 1.238 | 0.792 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 3 | 1.789 | 1.467 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 2 | 3.058 | 2.500 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 2 | 1.938 | 1.475 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 2 | 1.738 | 1.633 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 2 | 4.250 | 3h ago |
| Ramp Canyon — Individual Descent | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 8 | 8 | 11.642 | 5h ago |
| The Glass Arena (Qualifier) | The Glasshouse | Trial | 16 | 10 | 8.950 | 5h ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 3 | 12.267 | 8h ago |
| Ramp Canyon (Qualifier) | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 16 | 3 | 14.158 | 10h ago |
| The Pinball Field (Qualifier) | The Pinball Field | Trial | 16 | 14 | 6.292 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park (Qualifier) | The Bounce Park | Trial | 16 | 7 | 5.200 | 1d ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 4 | 5.975 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 4 | 6.083 | 1d ago |
| The Mixed Terrain Arena — Individual Descent | The Mixed Terrain Arena | Trial | 8 | 2 | 7.717 | 1d ago |
| The Sticky Zone — Individual Descent | The Sticky Zone | Trial | 8 | 4 | 4.383 | 1d ago |
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 7 | 4.358 | 1d ago |
| The Pinball Field — Individual Descent | The Pinball Field | Trial | 8 | 3 | 6.492 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 7 | 5.467 | 2d ago |
| The Mixed Terrain Arena — Individual Descent | The Mixed Terrain Arena | Trial | 8 | 6 | 5.433 | 2d ago |
| The Sticky Zone — Individual Descent | The Sticky Zone | Trial | 8 | 6 | 4.150 | 2d ago |
| The Cardboard City — Individual Descent | The Cardboard City | Trial | 8 | 4 | 5.817 | 2d ago |
| Ramp Canyon — Individual Descent | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 8 | 2 | 7.608 | 4d ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 8 | 10.317 | 4d ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 5 | 9.050 | 4d ago |