The Noodles
· Noodle · #1
Big Randy
“The Long Man”
The most discussed competitor in the sport. Enormous, unhurried and statistically infuriating.
Gravity Boys
Starts
364
Wins
2
Podiums
18
Average finish
6.99
Best finish
1
Finish rate
65%
129 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 364 | 2 | 18 | 7.0 | 1 | 129 |
| Individual descents | 59 | 1 | 5 | 6.3 | 1 | 23 |
| Pack races | 110 | 1 | 7 | 8.6 | 1 | 51 |
| Relays | 195 | 0 | 6 | 6.3 | 2 | 55 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 8.0 | 4 | 5 |
| At home venue | 108 | 0 | 0 | 7.3 | 4 | 24 |
| Away from home | 256 | 2 | 18 | 6.9 | 1 | 105 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 305 | 1 | 13 | 7.2 | 1 | 106 |
| Fields under 12 | 59 | 1 | 5 | 5.9 | 1 | 23 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 7.4 | 4 | 3 |
| Smooth surfaces | 212 | 2 | 14 | 7.4 | 1 | 81 |
| Carpet and fabric | 212 | 2 | 14 | 7.3 | 1 | 77 |
| Hard and rough | 202 | 2 | 14 | 7.4 | 1 | 79 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 288 | 3.189 | 1.872 | -0.19 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 266 | 2.705 | 1.539 | -0.08 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 259 | 2.797 | 1.317 | +0.11 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 228 | 2.713 | 1.578 | +0.03 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 221 | 3.020 | 1.950 | -0.12 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 208 | 4.961 | 1.700 | +0.08 |
| The Drops | Hard | 205 | 1.990 | 1.389 | +0.00 |
| The Drops | Metal | 186 | 1.847 | 1.228 | -0.03 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 175 | 3.352 | 1.595 | -0.04 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 164 | 2.264 | 1.806 | -0.09 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 156 | 1.715 | 1.106 | -0.12 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 153 | 2.161 | 1.266 | +0.12 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 146 | 5.682 | 4.562 | -0.17 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 144 | 3.053 | 2.022 | -0.04 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 140 | 8.719 | 0.566 | -0.12 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 139 | 3.988 | 2.005 | +0.05 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 137 | 3.649 | 2.416 | -0.06 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 132 | 2.377 | 1.555 | +0.19 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 128 | 2.119 | 1.306 | +0.20 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 127 | 3.794 | 2.533 | -0.09 |
| The Gap | Hard | 116 | 2.928 | 1.756 | -0.07 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 116 | 2.562 | 1.156 | +0.15 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 109 | 4.600 | 3.167 | +0.02 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 100 | 3.136 | 2.089 | -0.04 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 100 | 2.841 | 1.911 | +0.19 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 97 | 2.653 | 2.167 | -0.10 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 85 | 2.502 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 83 | 3.294 | 2.278 | -0.24 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 82 | 2.476 | 2.239 | +0.18 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 81 | 1.854 | 1.166 | -0.07 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 77 | 3.072 | 2.150 | -0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 77 | 1.862 | 0.928 | +0.13 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 77 | 3.769 | 2.645 | -0.23 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 73 | 3.155 | 2.467 | +0.04 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 68 | 3.928 | 2.673 | +0.07 |
| Big Air | Metal | 65 | 4.717 | 4.373 | +0.03 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 65 | 4.931 | 3.661 | +0.06 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 64 | 3.062 | 2.367 | -0.14 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 56 | 2.284 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 53 | 3.350 | 2.306 | +0.02 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 52 | 2.917 | 2.439 | -0.06 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 50 | 2.791 | 2.166 | -0.02 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 42 | 2.250 | 1.100 | 0.00 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 41 | 2.719 | 1.839 | +0.10 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 33 | 2.387 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 32 | 1.397 | 1.161 | -0.09 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 30 | 1.981 | 1.755 | -0.10 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 26 | 2.063 | 1.333 | -0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 24 | 1.954 | 1.328 | +0.04 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 22 | 1.955 | 1.655 | -0.18 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 18 | 2.085 | 1.367 | -0.17 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 18 | 3.173 | 2.956 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 17 | 3.713 | 2.489 | +0.41 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 14 | 2.362 | 2.284 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 14 | 2.018 | 1.850 | -0.07 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 14 | 2.058 | 1.595 | +2.21 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 14 | 1.283 | 1.172 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 12 | 4.083 | 3.733 | -0.42 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 11 | 4.184 | 2.928 | -0.09 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 4 | 1.495 | 1.467 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:44.583 | 44m ago |
| The Fourteen Steps | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:12.755 | 1h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | 8 | 10:01.105 | 2h ago |
| The Tower Relay (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Relay | 16 | 6 | 8:45.522 | 3h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:20.256 | 3h ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 9:01.033 | 5h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 16 | 10:09.855 | 6h ago |
| The Basement Relay (Qualifier) | The Basement | Relay | 16 | 8 | 8:23.421 | 8h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:52.822 | 9h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | 4 | 9:27.395 | 11h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:50.800 | 12h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:16.372 | 17h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:55.766 | 22h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:22.955 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:16.566 | 1d ago |
| The Service Core (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 9:58.878 | 1d ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 9:15.317 | 1d ago |
| The Gravity Bowl (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 13:41.878 | 1d ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | — | 8:57.789 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:23.444 | 1d ago |