The Noodles
· Noodle · #1
Big Randy
“The Long Man”
The most discussed competitor in the sport. Enormous, unhurried and statistically infuriating.
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Starts
237
Wins
17
Podiums
42
Average finish
8.54
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 237 | 17 | 42 | 8.5 | 1 | 0 |
| Pack races | 237 | 17 | 42 | 8.5 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13.0 | 13 | 0 |
| Away from home | 237 | 17 | 42 | 8.5 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 236 | 17 | 42 | 8.6 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 7 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 1 | 8.9 | 3 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 38 | 28.926 | 17.650 | +0.08 |
| Smooth Descent | Grating | 36 | 28.994 | 17.941 | +0.08 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 17 | 31.064 | 16.517 | +0.12 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 8 | 35.705 | 16.517 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Patio (Qualifier) | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 7 | 45.642 | 55m ago |
| The Scaffold — Team Pack Race | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 3 | 18.333 | 3h ago |
| The Loft Conversion (Qualifier) | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 6 | 22.017 | 5h ago |
| The Gantry — Team Pack Race | The Gantry | Floor | 16 | 10 | 34.042 | 7h ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 15 | 28.142 | 10h ago |
| Floor Seven (Qualifier) | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 4 | 40.317 | 1d ago |
| The Decking — Team Pack Race | The Decking | Floor | 16 | 12 | 37.042 | 1d ago |
| Floor Seven — Team Pack Race | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 14 | 12.542 | 1d ago |
| The Mezzanine (Qualifier) | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 10 | 20.583 | 1d ago |
| The Gantry — Team Pack Race | The Gantry | Floor | 16 | 8 | 1:11.450 | 1d ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 1 | 1:02.683 | 1d ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 13 | 28.117 | 1d ago |
| The Loft Conversion — Team Pack Race | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 3 | 36.733 | 1d ago |
| The Scaffold — Team Pack Race | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 12 | 12.425 | 1d ago |
| The Decking — Team Pack Race | The Decking | Floor | 16 | 15 | 20.358 | 1d ago |
| Floor Seven — Team Pack Race | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 6 | 37.600 | 1d ago |
| The Gantry — Team Pack Race | The Gantry | Floor | 16 | 6 | 1:04.500 | 1d ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 12 | 20.442 | 1d ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 6 | 45.642 | 2d ago |
| The Balcony — Team Pack Race | The Balcony | Floor | 16 | 15 | 10.133 | 2d ago |