The Noodles
· Noodle · #1
Big Randy
“The Long Man”
The most discussed competitor in the sport. Enormous, unhurried and statistically infuriating.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
277
Wins
16
Podiums
67
Average finish
6.14
Best finish
1
Finish rate
62%
106 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 277 | 16 | 67 | 6.1 | 1 | 106 |
| Pack races | 277 | 16 | 67 | 6.1 | 1 | 106 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 7.3 | 4 | 6 |
| Away from home | 277 | 16 | 67 | 6.1 | 1 | 106 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 272 | 15 | 64 | 6.2 | 1 | 103 |
| Fields under 12 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 3.4 | 1 | 3 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 1 | 5.7 | 1 | 4 |
| Smooth surfaces | 25 | 0 | 0 | 8.6 | 4 | 10 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 1545 | 23.881 | 17.241 | +0.80 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 403 | 16.638 | 14.466 | +0.61 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 240 | 21.173 | 19.033 | +0.58 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowl Nine | Bowl Nine | Derby | 8 | — | — | 24m ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 5 | 4:30.108 | 55m ago |
| The Wall (Qualifier) | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:16.517 | 2h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:20.442 | 2h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 3h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:45.550 | 5h ago |
| The Long Mile (Qualifier) | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | — | — | 7h ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 9 | 3:30.300 | 8h ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:07.283 | 9h ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 11h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:32.358 | 14h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 8 | 3:21.983 | 17h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 18h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:48.067 | 20h ago |
| The Dogbone (Qualifier) | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:08.600 | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Crucible (Qualifier) | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 10 | 3:35.092 | 1d ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:09.642 | 1d ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |