The Noodles
· Noodle · #12
Floppy Joe
“Al Dente”
Bends in ways the rulebook did not anticipate. Adored by the neutral supporter.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
118
Wins
9
Podiums
48
Average finish
4.69
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 118 | 9 | 48 | 4.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 118 | 9 | 48 | 4.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 4 | 0 | 1 | 5.3 | 2 | 0 |
| Away from home | 118 | 9 | 48 | 4.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10.1 | 5 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 108 | 9 | 48 | 4.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 2 | 5 | 5.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 60 | 38.325 | 11.989 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 29 | 44.813 | 26.755 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 9 | 22.980 | 12.239 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Big Wok | The Big Wok | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 1.622 | 1h ago |
| The Sink (Qualifier) | The Sink | Knockout | 16 | 11 | 1.261 | 2h ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 24.266 | 3h ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 35.217 | 4h ago |
| The Dog Bowl (Qualifier) | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 16 | 11 | 0.656 | 7h ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 8.194 | 13h ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 23.529 | 15h ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 0.000 | 16h ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 16.922 | 18h ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 0.250 | 19h ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 11.867 | 23h ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.100 | 1d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 2.239 | 1d ago |
| The Wok (Qualifier) | The Wok | Knockout | 16 | 10 | 11.711 | 1d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.461 | 2d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 3.528 | 2d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 0.856 | 2d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 4.061 | 2d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 12.772 | 2d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.711 | 3d ago |