The Noodles
· Noodle · #12
Floppy Joe
“Al Dente”
Bends in ways the rulebook did not anticipate. Adored by the neutral supporter.
Gravity Boys
Starts
334
Wins
3
Podiums
14
Average finish
7.53
Best finish
1
Finish rate
66%
113 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 334 | 3 | 14 | 7.5 | 1 | 113 |
| Individual descents | 39 | 0 | 3 | 6.9 | 2 | 12 |
| Pack races | 101 | 3 | 5 | 10.2 | 1 | 46 |
| Relays | 194 | 0 | 6 | 6.3 | 2 | 55 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 1 | 1 | 7.5 | 1 | 5 |
| At home venue | 104 | 0 | 0 | 8.0 | 4 | 21 |
| Away from home | 230 | 3 | 14 | 7.3 | 1 | 92 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 298 | 3 | 11 | 7.7 | 1 | 102 |
| Fields under 12 | 36 | 0 | 3 | 6.2 | 2 | 11 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 8.5 | 5 | 4 |
| Smooth surfaces | 183 | 3 | 9 | 8.7 | 1 | 75 |
| Carpet and fabric | 189 | 3 | 9 | 8.7 | 1 | 75 |
| Hard and rough | 177 | 3 | 9 | 8.8 | 1 | 71 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 247 | 2.754 | 1.772 | -0.07 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 235 | 3.176 | 1.917 | -0.33 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 232 | 2.731 | 1.372 | +0.19 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 191 | 2.701 | 1.655 | -0.01 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 191 | 3.076 | 1.994 | -0.04 |
| The Drops | Hard | 183 | 2.024 | 1.450 | +0.01 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 181 | 5.342 | 1.661 | -0.14 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 174 | 3.384 | 1.622 | +0.02 |
| The Drops | Metal | 166 | 1.872 | 1.339 | -0.02 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 156 | 2.311 | 1.756 | -0.16 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 140 | 1.736 | 1.133 | -0.14 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 139 | 2.214 | 1.395 | +0.09 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 137 | 8.711 | 0.606 | +0.10 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 134 | 5.799 | 4.661 | -0.13 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 125 | 3.926 | 2.622 | +0.01 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 123 | 2.611 | 1.583 | +0.16 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 121 | 3.069 | 2.000 | -0.16 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 119 | 4.138 | 2.450 | +0.33 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 115 | 2.213 | 1.338 | +0.27 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 108 | 2.840 | 1.206 | -0.02 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 107 | 3.813 | 2.522 | -0.27 |
| The Gap | Hard | 94 | 2.912 | 1.795 | -0.15 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 93 | 3.205 | 2.178 | -0.15 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 93 | 4.714 | 2.856 | -0.09 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 90 | 3.086 | 1.966 | -0.07 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 88 | 2.652 | 2.256 | -0.07 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 75 | 3.886 | 2.661 | -0.67 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 74 | 2.766 | 2.261 | +0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 70 | 2.469 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 66 | 3.978 | 2.745 | -0.18 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 65 | 3.261 | 2.539 | +0.05 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 65 | 1.869 | 1.188 | -0.02 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 63 | 2.265 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 61 | 3.305 | 2.500 | -0.11 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 61 | 3.232 | 2.500 | -0.03 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 60 | 2.065 | 0.938 | -0.13 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 58 | 3.185 | 2.461 | +0.03 |
| Big Air | Metal | 53 | 4.706 | 4.472 | 0.00 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 53 | 5.074 | 3.850 | +0.06 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 50 | 3.103 | 2.384 | -0.08 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 43 | 3.032 | 2.578 | -0.07 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 36 | 2.770 | 2.239 | +0.06 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 35 | 2.637 | 1.884 | +0.31 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 31 | 2.268 | 1.106 | 0.00 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 30 | 2.010 | 1.806 | +0.07 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 29 | 2.336 | 1.322 | +0.03 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 27 | 2.078 | 1.655 | -0.07 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 25 | 2.436 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 25 | 1.316 | 1.150 | -0.16 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 19 | 2.340 | 1.366 | -0.21 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 15 | 3.796 | 2.522 | -0.33 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 14 | 3.157 | 3.039 | +0.07 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 13 | 2.394 | 2.339 | +0.08 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 13 | 2.117 | 1.316 | -0.08 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 13 | 1.995 | 1.739 | 0.00 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 13 | 1.841 | 1.527 | +2.00 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 9 | 4.279 | 3.983 | -0.33 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 8 | 4.328 | 2.683 | -0.25 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 7 | 1.273 | 1.189 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 6 | 1.536 | 1.466 | -0.17 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:44.583 | 44m ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:57.378 | 1h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | 14 | 10:17.632 | 2h ago |
| The Tower Relay (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Relay | 16 | 6 | 8:45.522 | 3h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:20.256 | 3h ago |
| The Basement Relay (Qualifier) | The Basement | Relay | 16 | 8 | 8:23.421 | 8h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:52.822 | 9h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:08.067 | 11h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:50.800 | 12h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:12.895 | 15h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:16.372 | 17h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 10 | 9:54.411 | 20h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:55.766 | 22h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | 10 | 10:05.334 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:22.955 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:20.255 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:16.566 | 1d ago |
| The Service Core (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:27.877 | 1d ago |
| The Gravity Bowl (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 14:05.928 | 1d ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | — | 8:57.789 | 1d ago |