The Noodles
· Noodle · #12
Floppy Joe
“Al Dente”
Bends in ways the rulebook did not anticipate. Adored by the neutral supporter.
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Starts
265
Wins
13
Podiums
57
Average finish
8.22
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 265 | 13 | 57 | 8.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Pack races | 265 | 13 | 57 | 8.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 1 | 6.7 | 3 | 0 |
| Away from home | 265 | 13 | 57 | 8.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 264 | 13 | 56 | 8.2 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.0 | 3 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10.5 | 5 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Grating | 40 | 28.624 | 17.941 | +0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 38 | 30.489 | 17.650 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 27 | 29.492 | 16.517 | +0.04 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 8 | 39.063 | 37.625 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Patio (Qualifier) | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 8 | 44.883 | 55m ago |
| The Loft Conversion — Team Pack Race | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 9 | 16.717 | 1h ago |
| The Decking — Team Pack Race | The Decking | Floor | 16 | 11 | 39.875 | 4h ago |
| The Loft Conversion (Qualifier) | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 13 | 10.475 | 5h ago |
| Floor Seven — Team Pack Race | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 10 | 13.533 | 6h ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 15 | 14.283 | 9h ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 5 | 50.175 | 10h ago |
| The Loft Conversion — Team Pack Race | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 13 | 11.533 | 13h ago |
| The Scaffold — Team Pack Race | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 13 | 10.958 | 15h ago |
| The Decking — Team Pack Race | The Decking | Floor | 16 | 8 | 50.892 | 16h ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 1 | 1:00.483 | 22h ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 8 | 37.233 | 23h ago |
| Floor Seven (Qualifier) | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 11 | 19.850 | 1d ago |
| The Mezzanine (Qualifier) | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 3 | 44.367 | 1d ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 10 | 20.525 | 1d ago |
| The Balcony — Team Pack Race | The Balcony | Floor | 16 | 14 | 10.158 | 2d ago |
| The Loft Conversion — Team Pack Race | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 4 | 23.300 | 2d ago |
| The Scaffold — Team Pack Race | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 4 | 16.692 | 2d ago |
| Floor Seven — Team Pack Race | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 2 | 46.958 | 2d ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 1 | 58.108 | 2d ago |