The Noodles
· Noodle · #12
Floppy Joe
“Al Dente”
Bends in ways the rulebook did not anticipate. Adored by the neutral supporter.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
284
Wins
11
Podiums
33
Average finish
9.21
Best finish
1
Finish rate
35%
185 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 284 | 11 | 33 | 9.2 | 1 | 185 |
| Pack races | 284 | 11 | 33 | 9.2 | 1 | 185 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12.5 | 11 | 6 |
| Away from home | 284 | 11 | 33 | 9.2 | 1 | 185 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 283 | 11 | 33 | 9.2 | 1 | 184 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4.0 | 4 | 1 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10.2 | 4 | 7 |
| Smooth surfaces | 26 | 0 | 0 | 12.2 | 9 | 24 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 1323 | 23.328 | 17.175 | +0.87 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 306 | 16.670 | 14.233 | +0.49 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 218 | 21.370 | 18.675 | +0.40 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:30.742 | 52m ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:21.900 | 3h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 4h ago |
| The Saucer (Qualifier) | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 5h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 6h ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | — | — | 7h ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | — | — | 9h ago |
| Washboard Ring (Qualifier) | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 10h ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:13.042 | 10h ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 12h ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | — | — | 13h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:36.317 | 15h ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | — | — | 16h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:18.858 | 18h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 19h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 21h ago |
| The Crucible | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 22h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:34.267 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch (Qualifier) | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |