The Noodles
· Noodle · #12
Floppy Joe
“Al Dente”
Bends in ways the rulebook did not anticipate. Adored by the neutral supporter.
Yeet Trials
Starts
167
Wins
2
Podiums
14
Average finish
6.73
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 167 | 2 | 14 | 6.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 167 | 2 | 14 | 6.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 6 | 0 |
| Away from home | 167 | 2 | 14 | 6.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 0 | 0 | 12.5 | 4 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 157 | 2 | 14 | 6.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 1 | 8.4 | 2 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 167 | 0.278 | 0.225 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 44 | 0.855 | 0.675 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 22 | 2.410 | 1.050 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Glass | 21 | 0.857 | 0.684 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 20 | 0.875 | 0.658 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 20 | 0.877 | 0.700 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 20 | 1.449 | 0.975 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 17 | 1.794 | 1.058 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Steel | 17 | 1.161 | 0.792 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 17 | 0.916 | 0.684 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 13 | 2.131 | 1.092 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Tarmac | 12 | 1.533 | 1.108 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 12 | 3.167 | 1.167 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Goo | 11 | 0.847 | 0.675 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Gravel | 8 | 2.473 | 1.475 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Sand | 6 | 1.397 | 1.217 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Board | 6 | 2.046 | 1.600 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 6 | 1.651 | 1.225 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Rubber | 2 | 1.654 | 1.183 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Sticky Zone — Individual Descent | The Sticky Zone | Trial | 8 | 8 | 3.492 | 1h ago |
| The Cardboard City — Individual Descent | The Cardboard City | Trial | 8 | 6 | 5.775 | 2h ago |
| The Glass Arena (Qualifier) | The Glasshouse | Trial | 16 | 15 | 7.650 | 5h ago |
| The Pinball Field — Individual Descent | The Pinball Field | Trial | 8 | 8 | 5.400 | 6h ago |
| Ramp Canyon (Qualifier) | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 16 | 16 | 8.717 | 10h ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 7 | 5.333 | 11h ago |
| The Mixed Terrain Arena — Individual Descent | The Mixed Terrain Arena | Trial | 8 | 2 | 7.117 | 14h ago |
| The Pinball Field — Individual Descent | The Pinball Field | Trial | 8 | 8 | 3.975 | 21h ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 7 | 10.883 | 22h ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 7 | 7.625 | 23h ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 8 | 3.742 | 1d ago |
| The Pinball Field (Qualifier) | The Pinball Field | Trial | 16 | 16 | 4.817 | 1d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park (Qualifier) | The Bounce Park | Trial | 16 | 9 | 5.150 | 1d ago |
| The Sand Pit — Individual Descent | The Sand Pit | Trial | 8 | 8 | 3.467 | 2d ago |
| Ramp Canyon — Individual Descent | Ramp Canyon | Trial | 8 | 6 | 17.017 | 2d ago |
| The Pinball Field — Individual Descent | The Pinball Field | Trial | 8 | 8 | 4.708 | 2d ago |
| The Ice Track — Individual Descent | The Ice Track | Trial | 8 | 5 | 9.992 | 2d ago |
| The Glass Arena — Individual Descent | The Glasshouse | Trial | 8 | 8 | 6.875 | 2d ago |
| The Industrial Yard — Individual Descent | The Industrial Yard | Trial | 8 | 4 | 5.383 | 2d ago |
| The Rubber Bounce Park — Individual Descent | The Bounce Park | Trial | 8 | 6 | 4.192 | 2d ago |