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· Season 3 · Round 40

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:40.905 — 3 +2 10 9.6
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:40.905 — 3 +2 10 9.6
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:40.905 — 3 +2 10 9.6
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:40.905 — 3 +2 10 9.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.610 +0.71 6 +4 9 9.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.610 +0.71 6 +4 9 9.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.610 +0.71 6 +4 9 9.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:41.610 +0.71 6 +4 9 9.3
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.783 +15.88 8 +5 9 8.0
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.783 +15.88 8 +5 9 8.0
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.783 +15.88 8 +5 9 8.0
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.783 +15.88 8 +5 9 8.0
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:59.311 +18.41 4 0 14 8.5
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:59.311 +18.41 4 0 14 8.5
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:59.311 +18.41 4 0 14 8.5
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:59.311 +18.41 4 0 14 8.5
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:03.599 +22.69 1 -4 11 17.6
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:03.599 +22.69 1 -4 11 17.6
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:03.599 +22.69 1 -4 11 17.6
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:03.599 +22.69 1 -4 11 17.6
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:05.461 +24.56 5 -1 12 9.8
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:05.461 +24.56 5 -1 12 9.8
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:05.461 +24.56 5 -1 12 9.8
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:05.461 +24.56 5 -1 12 9.8
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:08.055 +27.15 7 0 13 8.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:08.055 +27.15 7 0 13 8.0
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:08.055 +27.15 7 0 13 8.0
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:08.055 +27.15 7 0 13 8.0
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:14.528 +33.62 2 -6 12 7.8
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:14.528 +33.62 2 -6 12 7.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:14.528 +33.62 2 -6 12 7.8
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:14.528 +33.62 2 -6 12 7.8
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
3.933
The Lieutenant has the lead.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-15-1.
12.061
Up goes Lil Nugget.
16.033
Lil Nugget is picking them off. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-5-14.
20.956
Well, that was always going to happen.
24.578
The Lieutenant finds trouble. Averaging 9.9 contacts an event coming in.
30.033
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
33.183
Wide Load is going to win this.
35.722
Lil Nugget has gone over the side.
39.122
Wide Load wins it. Career record: 28 wins from 73, average finish 4.0.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Lieutenant 1.944 The Lieutenant 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.461 Wide Load 2.472
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 7.306 Lil Nugget 2.211
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 11.094 Wide Load 3.188
The Drops Carpet Wide Load 13.428 Wide Load 2.334
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 16.389 Lil Nugget 2.717
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 18.822 Wide Load 2.433
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 21.117 Crawlspace 2.206
The Plunge Smooth Wide Load 22.794 Wide Load 1.677
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 26.189 Crawlspace 3.261
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 29.467 Lil Nugget 2.695
Stairwell Metal Wide Load 32.961 The Lieutenant 3.483
Carpet Flat Smooth Wide Load 35.333 Wide Load 2.372
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 36.183 Wide Load 0.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-6-5-7.
146.55
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-8-5-6.
107.66
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-5-6-10-6.
105.42
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 4
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-11-6-5-6.
135.81
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1
74 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-7-8.
58.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-6-7-5.
91.40
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-6-6-3-7.
176.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-3-15-7-6.
129.96
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-12-7-5-4.
103.96
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-13-5-7.
168.01
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-5-7-10-5.
146.42
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-7-5-7.
133.31
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-8-2-4.
135.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-7-7-8-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-8-4-15-4.
200.52
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
71 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 10-7-2-10-8.
126.54
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
80 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 14-3-8-6-4.
47.78
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
71 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 15-3-5-3-3.
30.29
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
68 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-3-1.
14.33
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
70 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-16-3-2.
26.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
76 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-16-1-11.
17.96
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
66 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-7-4-1.
16.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
74 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-1-2-16.
8.83
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
73 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-1-1-1.
9.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1
68 starts, 26 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-2-2-2.
8.64
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
77 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 13-1-1-1-1.
12.55
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 3
71 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
7.15
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4
73 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-1-2-13.
9.04
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
72 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-4-9-8.
46.94
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
78 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-9-2-4-13.
63.80
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-14-4-8.
83.98
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-4-4-8-5.
47.78

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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