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· Season 4 · Round 22

The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at The Basement

The Lieutenant took The Basement Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.428 — 1 0 16 9.4
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.428 — 1 0 16 9.4
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.428 — 1 0 16 9.4
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.428 — 1 0 16 9.4
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:52.423 +8.00 6 +4 12 9.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:52.423 +8.00 6 +4 12 9.7
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:52.423 +8.00 6 +4 12 9.7
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:52.423 +8.00 6 +4 12 9.7
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.678 +15.25 4 +1 12 8.3
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.678 +15.25 4 +1 12 8.3
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.678 +15.25 4 +1 12 8.3
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:59.678 +15.25 4 +1 12 8.3
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:59.977 +15.55 3 -1 19 8.5
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:59.977 +15.55 3 -1 19 8.5
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:59.977 +15.55 3 -1 19 8.5
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:59.977 +15.55 3 -1 19 8.5
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:01.673 +17.25 7 +2 16 8.7
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:01.673 +17.25 7 +2 16 8.7
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:01.673 +17.25 7 +2 16 8.7
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:01.673 +17.25 7 +2 16 8.7
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:01.877 +17.45 8 +2 13 8.8
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:01.877 +17.45 8 +2 13 8.8
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:01.877 +17.45 8 +2 13 8.8
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:01.877 +17.45 8 +2 13 8.8
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:08.245 +23.82 2 -5 8 8.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:08.245 +23.82 2 -5 8 8.4
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:08.245 +23.82 2 -5 8 8.4
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:08.245 +23.82 2 -5 8 8.4
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:18.361 +33.93 5 -3 11 8.7
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:18.361 +33.93 5 -3 11 8.7
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:18.361 +33.93 5 -3 11 8.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:18.361 +33.93 5 -3 11 8.7
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
7.111
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
10.750
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-9-2-15-4.
14.511
Tender Greg finds trouble.
22.817
Right into it goes Damp Kevin.
27.383
Look at that.
31.778
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 11-6-6-5-7.
35.511
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 8.7 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Slapper cannot hold position.
40.111
Here comes Damp Kevin.
43.433
It is Chunk! Career record: 30 wins from 96, average finish 3.7.
48.033
It is all going wrong for Refried Ron.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Thick Rick 1.961 Slapper 1.933
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.444 Slapper 2.511
Sweeping Curve Smooth Thick Rick 7.394 Thick Rick 2.833
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.689 Slapper 3.217
The Drops Carpet Slapper 13.006 Slapper 2.317
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 16.344 Chunk 3.206
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 18.550 Slapper 2.206
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 22.539 Refried Ron 2.422
The Plunge Smooth Slapper 27.367 Chunk 1.922
Smooth Descent Smooth Damp Kevin 30.756 Refried Ron 2.778
The Kicker Smooth Damp Kevin 34.961 Tender Greg 3.833
Stairwell Metal Damp Kevin 39.233 Thick Rick 3.339
Carpet Flat Smooth Damp Kevin 42.044 Chunk 2.378
Tight Curve Smooth Damp Kevin 43.111 Chunk 0.817
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-12-6-8-9.
215.32
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
84 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-4-8-7.
197.26
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
83 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-7-6-7.
111.56
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-8-4-8-5.
120.95
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1
88 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-3-13-4-8.
119.46
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-7-4-8-4.
96.79
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
93 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-4-3-8.
114.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
89 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-15-4-4.
178.17
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-14-8-6-8.
195.07
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-5-7-11-6.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
87 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-6-7.
133.40
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-5-6-6-7.
203.65
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-10-5-3-5.
94.93
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
88 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-3-5-15.
206.63
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-6-5-14-3.
204.92
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
92 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-6-2-7-5.
109.58
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
88 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 15-4-16-3-16.
90.61
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
88 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-3-12-4-4.
25.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
91 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-3-4-3-3.
12.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
88 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 10-4-5-9-3.
42.63
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
94 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-13-5-2.
13.03
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
89 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-2-1-5-3.
9.79
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
80 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-1-5-1.
10.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
92 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-2-8-5-2.
21.71
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
92 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-2-6.
8.91
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2
93 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
6.38
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
85 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-7-1.
9.90
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
85 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-2-1-2.
7.64
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 13-3-7-11-2.
139.66
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 11-3-6-6-4.
98.95
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
88 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-7-2-8-6.
57.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
88 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-8-7-2-5.
52.16

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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