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The Basement Relay — Relay

The Basement · The Basement Relay · 594 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Slick floor Uphill section Soft surfaces Peg chaos Pinch points Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Basement Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:30.861 — 2 +1 12 10.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:30.861 — 2 +1 12 10.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:30.861 — 2 +1 12 10.1
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:30.861 — 2 +1 12 10.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.700 +21.84 1 -1 14 9.2
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.700 +21.84 1 -1 14 9.2
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.700 +21.84 1 -1 14 9.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.700 +21.84 1 -1 14 9.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:53.700 +22.84 5 +2 10 9.5
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:53.700 +22.84 5 +2 10 9.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:53.700 +22.84 5 +2 10 9.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:53.700 +22.84 5 +2 10 9.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.372 +29.51 4 0 18 8.7
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.372 +29.51 4 0 18 8.7
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.372 +29.51 4 0 18 8.7
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.372 +29.51 4 0 18 8.7
— Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:04.817 +33.96 3 -2 11 9.1
— Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:04.817 +33.96 3 -2 11 9.1
— The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:04.817 +33.96 3 -2 11 9.1
— Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:04.817 +33.96 3 -2 11 9.1
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.828 +39.97 7 +1 11 9.0
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:10.828 +39.97 7 +1 11 9.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.828 +39.97 7 +1 11 9.0
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:10.828 +39.97 7 +1 11 9.0
— Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:10.866 +40.01 8 +1 16 7.8
— Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:10.866 +40.01 8 +1 16 7.8
— Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:10.866 +40.01 8 +1 16 7.8
— The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:10.866 +40.01 8 +1 16 7.8
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.883 +41.02 6 -2 13 8.5
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.883 +41.02 6 -2 13 8.5
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.883 +41.02 6 -2 13 8.5
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:11.883 +41.02 6 -2 13 8.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.633
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 6 wins from 12, average finish 3.5.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-1-11.
11.983
Up goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 8-2-3-11-2.
16.033
Lil Nugget is picking them off.
21.678
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
25.839
That is a big one for Crawlspace. Averaging 12.1 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
That is not going to help.
35.483
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
35.539
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
38.883
Puck Yeah takes it. Career record: 6 wins from 12, average finish 3.5.
45.356
Absolute carnage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Crooked Pete 1.972 Crawlspace 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.611 Puck Yeah 2.350
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 7.367 Old Gristle 2.727
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.611 Puck Yeah 3.244
The Drops Carpet Puck Yeah 12.861 Puck Yeah 2.250
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 15.478 Puck Yeah 2.617
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 17.878 Puck Yeah 2.400
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 20.133 Puck Yeah 2.255
The Plunge Smooth Puck Yeah 21.817 Puck Yeah 1.684
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 27.867 Crawlspace 3.661
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 31.850 Sweaty Gerald 3.944
Stairwell Metal Puck Yeah 35.328 Puck Yeah 3.478
Carpet Flat Smooth Puck Yeah 37.706 Puck Yeah 2.378
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 38.539 Puck Yeah 0.833
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-3-8-5.
48.66
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 2
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-6-5-6.
54.97
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-8-8-5-8.
24.66
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-14-5-8.
99.89
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-8-7-5.
48.25
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-8-8-5.
65.76
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.3. Last five: 2-7-5-16-8.
35.33
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-5-3-8.
57.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1 · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-4-11-7-4.
93.73
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2 · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-4-7-6-12.
51.28
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3 · HOME
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-13-7-12-6.
83.38
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4 · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-6-4-7-6.
41.74
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 1 · HOME
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 14-6-8-2-6.
110.76
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2 · HOME
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-6-6-13-7.
78.95
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3 · HOME
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-7-6-14.
65.20
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4 · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 6-6-7-16-5.
95.81
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1 · HOME
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.2. Last five: 13-2-1-3-3.
16.88
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2 · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-2-2-3-16.
32.23
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3 · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-9-3-3.
17.07
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4 · HOME
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-3-8-3-15.
26.78
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
6 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 16-3-4-1-2.
27.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
8 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-11-2-1.
14.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 9-3-1-9-2.
21.73
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
8 starts, 2 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3-2-3-3-1.
8.56
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
8 starts, 4 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 11-1-1-5-1.
15.92
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
9 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-2-10-1-8.
11.44
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-2-15-1-6.
17.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-1-15-2-1.
21.74
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 12-5-6-4-4.
29.87
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 5-4-2-4-4.
14.75
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 15-5-4-4-4.
53.59
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-12-5-4-1.
36.22

Course preview

41 sections · 594 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

Four legs, four surfaces, four completely different problems. The third leg is run on the ruined carpet, which is the slowest ground in the sport, and choosing who runs it is a statement about them that everybody in the room understands.

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