The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #4
Damp Kevin
“Tactical Moisture”
Never fully dries. Team management insist this is a competitive choice.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
117
Wins
11
Podiums
42
Average finish
4.79
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 117 | 11 | 42 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 117 | 11 | 42 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.0 | 3 | 0 |
| Away from home | 117 | 11 | 42 | 4.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 9 | 0 | 2 | 8.3 | 2 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 108 | 11 | 40 | 4.5 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 4 | 6.1 | 3 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 48 | 39.808 | 11.711 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 21 | 44.020 | 24.355 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 11 | 24.343 | 11.583 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 4 | 1:28.535 | 48.733 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Ashtray (Qualifier) | The Ashtray | Knockout | 16 | 15 | 0.428 | 4h ago |
| The Gravy Boat (Qualifier) | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 16 | 5 | 1.278 | 9h ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 3.106 | 19h ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 4.733 | 1d ago |
| The Colander (Qualifier) | The Colander | Knockout | 16 | 10 | 0.989 | 1d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 0.456 | 1d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 1.211 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap (Qualifier) | The Hubcap | Knockout | 16 | 3 | 14.778 | 1d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.444 | 1d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 2.112 | 1d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 1.639 | 2d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 3.205 | 2d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.672 | 3d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 24.373 | 3d ago |
| The Big Wok | The Big Wok | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 12.939 | 3d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.667 | 3d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 2.917 | 4d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 0.983 | 4d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.361 | 5d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.794 | 5d ago |