The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #4
Damp Kevin
“Tactical Moisture”
Never fully dries. Team management insist this is a competitive choice.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
290
Wins
52
Podiums
157
Average finish
3.83
Best finish
1
Finish rate
91%
25 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 290 | 52 | 157 | 3.8 | 1 | 25 |
| Pack races | 290 | 52 | 157 | 3.8 | 1 | 25 |
| Championship rounds | 7 | 4 | 7 | 1.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Away from home | 290 | 52 | 157 | 3.8 | 1 | 25 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 290 | 52 | 157 | 3.8 | 1 | 25 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 7 | 3.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Smooth surfaces | 23 | 0 | 0 | 8.1 | 6 | 10 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 2121 | 22.934 | 16.417 | +0.49 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 348 | 16.559 | 14.058 | +0.32 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 220 | 20.945 | 18.650 | +0.25 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Wall (Qualifier) | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:14.975 | 2h ago |
| The Long Mile (Qualifier) | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:40.842 | 7h ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:43.025 | 11h ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:23.017 | 12h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:28.742 | 14h ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:44.775 | 15h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:19.308 | 17h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:46.900 | 20h ago |
| The Crucible | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:43.617 | 21h ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:20.758 | 22h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:31.167 | 1d ago |
| The Dogbone (Qualifier) | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:09.600 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:18.083 | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:47.233 | 1d ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:50.217 | 1d ago |
| The Crucible (Qualifier) | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:43.125 | 1d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 8 | 3:34.075 | 1d ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:11.108 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:17.558 | 1d ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:32.317 | 1d ago |