Paper Mogul Sports
The Wet Socks · Noodle · #4

Damp Kevin

“Tactical Moisture”

Never fully dries. Team management insist this is a competitive choice.

WG Wobbleton Games GB Gravity Boys CD Chunkle Derby LX Lava.exe YT Yeet Trials HK Hing of the Kill
Gravity Boys
Starts
356
Wins
2
Podiums
27
Average finish
6.91
Best finish
1
Finish rate
74%
93 non-finishes

Situational splits

Raw record only — no interpretation
SituationEventsWinsPodiums Average finishBestDNF
All events 356 2 27 6.9 1 93
Individual descents 61 1 8 5.7 1 17
Pack races 102 1 6 9.5 1 40
Relays 193 0 13 5.9 2 36
Championship rounds 6 0 0 10.2 7 6
At home venue 122 2 23 5.8 1 46
Away from home 234 0 4 7.5 3 47
Fields of 12 or more 297 1 20 7.2 1 76
Fields under 12 59 1 7 5.6 1 17
Last ten events 10 0 2 6.6 3 1
Smooth surfaces 206 2 15 7.5 1 65
Carpet and fabric 220 2 15 7.5 1 65
Hard and rough 211 2 15 7.6 1 64
Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern.

By course section

Average time through, and positions changed
SectionSurfaceCrossingsAverage FastestPositions gained
Carpet Flat Carpet 301 2.739 1.834 -0.12
Narrow Pipe Metal 260 2.700 1.350 +0.20
Smooth Descent Hard 255 3.141 1.855 -0.04
The Drops Hard 223 2.020 1.556 -0.04
Bounce Pads Smooth 217 2.658 1.556 +0.01
Sweeping Curve Smooth 216 2.997 2.039 -0.05
Stairwell Hard 212 3.396 1.594 +0.08
Laundry Chute Soft fabric 209 5.171 1.816 +0.08
The Drops Metal 189 1.842 1.245 -0.01
Fabric Run Soft fabric 189 2.294 1.784 -0.08
Sweeping Curve Carpet 154 3.765 2.528 -0.10
Rotating Drum Metal 153 2.059 1.339 +0.05
The Hairpin Smooth 148 5.778 4.633 -0.07
Slick Floor Slick 143 3.024 2.111 -0.10
The Spiral Metal 143 8.487 0.572 -0.01
Collision Funnel Hard 140 1.739 1.067 -0.09
Tight Curve Smooth 137 4.175 1.927 +0.16
Target Zone Carpet 135 2.791 1.200 +0.04
Smooth Descent Metal 131 3.646 2.562 +0.08
Barrier Run Smooth 127 2.440 1.594 +0.02
Peg Field Hard 119 2.059 1.350 +0.26
The Gap Hard 115 2.852 1.828 +0.03
S-Bend Smooth 103 4.500 2.973 +0.01
Split Route Smooth 98 2.979 1.889 +0.01
The Funnel Smooth 94 2.623 2.333 +0.01
The Pinball Table Slick 92 3.164 2.105 -0.32
Smooth Descent Carpet 89 3.909 2.594 -0.28
Tight Curve Carpet 83 3.765 2.783 -0.11
Sweeping Curve Metal 80 3.121 2.300 +0.03
The Gauntlet Smooth 79 2.599 2.255 +0.04
Starting Ramp Carpet 79 2.313 1.100 0.00
Final Sprint Carpet 78 3.287 2.394 -0.13
Smooth Descent Smooth 78 2.998 2.500 +0.10
Sweeping Curve Hard 76 3.183 2.345 +0.16
Big Air Metal 74 4.677 4.461 +0.04
Starting Ramp Metal 74 2.474 1.589 0.00
The Kicker Smooth 74 1.911 1.155 -0.01
The Washboard Hard 74 5.058 3.339 -0.07
Exit Gate Smooth 69 2.011 0.916 -0.04
Final Sprint Metal 62 3.080 2.339 -0.10
Final Sprint Smooth 47 2.946 2.606 -0.04
The Plunge Metal 45 2.792 2.139 -0.02
The Washboard Metal 45 2.451 1.939 +0.36
Starting Ramp Smooth 39 2.201 1.594 0.00
The Drops Carpet 35 1.950 1.706 -0.03
Exit Gate Carpet 33 2.325 1.317 +0.06
The Funnel Carpet 30 2.053 1.795 -0.03
Exit Gate Metal 29 2.280 1.422 -0.10
Starting Ramp Hard 28 2.400 1.594 0.00
The Kicker Hard 28 1.268 1.145 0.00
Final Sprint Hard 20 3.235 3.022 0.00
S-Bend Carpet 19 3.556 2.633 +0.79
Exit Gate Hard 18 2.083 1.306 +0.11
Barrier Run Metal 16 2.387 2.300 0.00
The Funnel Metal 16 2.021 1.766 -0.13
Peg Field Metal 16 2.158 1.400 +1.94
The Kicker Metal 15 1.272 1.206 0.00
The Kicker Carpet 14 1.534 1.444 -0.07
Tight Curve Metal 9 3.693 2.666 +0.22
S-Bend Metal 8 4.110 3.806 -0.38
Bounce Pads Rough 2 4.081 3.800 +0.50

Recent form

Newest first
EventVenueFormatFieldFinishTimeWhen
The Tower Relay — Relay Chute Tower Relay 32 4 8:33.772 45m ago
The Basement Relay — Relay The Basement Relay 32 8 8:20.527 3h ago
The Vertical (Qualifier) Chute Tower Individual Descent 16 3 8:19.895 6h ago
Nan's Relay — Relay Nan's Landing Relay 32 6 8:55.244 9h ago
The Tower Relay — Relay Chute Tower Relay 32 3 8:29.749 12h ago
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race The Basement Team Pack Race 16 10:18.722 15h ago
The Basement Relay — Relay The Basement Relay 32 5 8:16.278 17h ago
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race Nan's Landing Team Pack Race 16 11 9:54.883 20h ago
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent The Basement Individual Descent 8 8 8:32.645 21h ago
Nan's Relay — Relay Nan's Landing Relay 32 6 8:58.350 22h ago
The Tower Relay — Relay Chute Tower Relay 32 8:47.227 1d ago
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent Nan's Landing Individual Descent 8 5 8:15.067 1d ago
The Banister Classic (Qualifier) Nan's Landing Team Pack Race 16 9 9:46.862 1d ago
The Basement Relay — Relay The Basement Relay 32 8:14.461 1d ago
The Vertical — Individual Descent Chute Tower Individual Descent 8 8:37.978 1d ago
The Boiler Run (Qualifier) The Basement Team Pack Race 16 15 10:27.200 1d ago
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent The Basement Individual Descent 8 3 8:05.844 1d ago
Nan's Relay — Relay Nan's Landing Relay 32 8:45.105 1d ago
The Service Core — Team Pack Race Chute Tower Team Pack Race 16 5 9:43.099 1d ago
The Tower Relay — Relay Chute Tower Relay 32 9:20.299 1d ago