The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #4
Damp Kevin
“Tactical Moisture”
Never fully dries. Team management insist this is a competitive choice.
Gravity Boys
Starts
356
Wins
2
Podiums
27
Average finish
6.91
Best finish
1
Finish rate
74%
93 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 356 | 2 | 27 | 6.9 | 1 | 93 |
| Individual descents | 61 | 1 | 8 | 5.7 | 1 | 17 |
| Pack races | 102 | 1 | 6 | 9.5 | 1 | 40 |
| Relays | 193 | 0 | 13 | 5.9 | 2 | 36 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 10.2 | 7 | 6 |
| At home venue | 122 | 2 | 23 | 5.8 | 1 | 46 |
| Away from home | 234 | 0 | 4 | 7.5 | 3 | 47 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 297 | 1 | 20 | 7.2 | 1 | 76 |
| Fields under 12 | 59 | 1 | 7 | 5.6 | 1 | 17 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 2 | 6.6 | 3 | 1 |
| Smooth surfaces | 206 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 1 | 65 |
| Carpet and fabric | 220 | 2 | 15 | 7.5 | 1 | 65 |
| Hard and rough | 211 | 2 | 15 | 7.6 | 1 | 64 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 301 | 2.739 | 1.834 | -0.12 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 260 | 2.700 | 1.350 | +0.20 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 255 | 3.141 | 1.855 | -0.04 |
| The Drops | Hard | 223 | 2.020 | 1.556 | -0.04 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 217 | 2.658 | 1.556 | +0.01 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 216 | 2.997 | 2.039 | -0.05 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 212 | 3.396 | 1.594 | +0.08 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 209 | 5.171 | 1.816 | +0.08 |
| The Drops | Metal | 189 | 1.842 | 1.245 | -0.01 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 189 | 2.294 | 1.784 | -0.08 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 154 | 3.765 | 2.528 | -0.10 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 153 | 2.059 | 1.339 | +0.05 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 148 | 5.778 | 4.633 | -0.07 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 143 | 3.024 | 2.111 | -0.10 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 143 | 8.487 | 0.572 | -0.01 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 140 | 1.739 | 1.067 | -0.09 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 137 | 4.175 | 1.927 | +0.16 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 135 | 2.791 | 1.200 | +0.04 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 131 | 3.646 | 2.562 | +0.08 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 127 | 2.440 | 1.594 | +0.02 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 119 | 2.059 | 1.350 | +0.26 |
| The Gap | Hard | 115 | 2.852 | 1.828 | +0.03 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 103 | 4.500 | 2.973 | +0.01 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 98 | 2.979 | 1.889 | +0.01 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 94 | 2.623 | 2.333 | +0.01 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 92 | 3.164 | 2.105 | -0.32 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 89 | 3.909 | 2.594 | -0.28 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 83 | 3.765 | 2.783 | -0.11 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 80 | 3.121 | 2.300 | +0.03 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 79 | 2.599 | 2.255 | +0.04 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 79 | 2.313 | 1.100 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 78 | 3.287 | 2.394 | -0.13 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 78 | 2.998 | 2.500 | +0.10 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 76 | 3.183 | 2.345 | +0.16 |
| Big Air | Metal | 74 | 4.677 | 4.461 | +0.04 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 74 | 2.474 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 74 | 1.911 | 1.155 | -0.01 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 74 | 5.058 | 3.339 | -0.07 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 69 | 2.011 | 0.916 | -0.04 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 62 | 3.080 | 2.339 | -0.10 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 47 | 2.946 | 2.606 | -0.04 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 45 | 2.792 | 2.139 | -0.02 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 45 | 2.451 | 1.939 | +0.36 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 39 | 2.201 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 35 | 1.950 | 1.706 | -0.03 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 33 | 2.325 | 1.317 | +0.06 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 30 | 2.053 | 1.795 | -0.03 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 29 | 2.280 | 1.422 | -0.10 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 28 | 2.400 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 28 | 1.268 | 1.145 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 20 | 3.235 | 3.022 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 19 | 3.556 | 2.633 | +0.79 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 18 | 2.083 | 1.306 | +0.11 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 16 | 2.387 | 2.300 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 16 | 2.021 | 1.766 | -0.13 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 16 | 2.158 | 1.400 | +1.94 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 15 | 1.272 | 1.206 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 14 | 1.534 | 1.444 | -0.07 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 9 | 3.693 | 2.666 | +0.22 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 8 | 4.110 | 3.806 | -0.38 |
| Bounce Pads | Rough | 2 | 4.081 | 3.800 | +0.50 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 4 | 8:33.772 | 45m ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 8 | 8:20.527 | 3h ago |
| The Vertical (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 16 | 3 | 8:19.895 | 6h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:55.244 | 9h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 3 | 8:29.749 | 12h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:18.722 | 15h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:16.278 | 17h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 11 | 9:54.883 | 20h ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 8 | 8:32.645 | 21h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:58.350 | 22h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 8:47.227 | 1d ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | 5 | 8:15.067 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic (Qualifier) | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 9 | 9:46.862 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:14.461 | 1d ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:37.978 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run (Qualifier) | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | 15 | 10:27.200 | 1d ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 3 | 8:05.844 | 1d ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | — | 8:45.105 | 1d ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | 5 | 9:43.099 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:20.299 | 1d ago |