The Noodles
· Noodle · #7
Long John
“Both Lanes”
Longest competitor on the register. Requires a great deal of room and rarely gets it.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
108
Wins
10
Podiums
45
Average finish
4.41
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 108 | 10 | 45 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 108 | 10 | 45 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.0 | 3 | 0 |
| Away from home | 108 | 10 | 45 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 0 | 1 | 8.1 | 3 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 98 | 10 | 44 | 4.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 5 | 4.1 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 52 | 39.733 | 11.739 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 25 | 46.516 | 22.995 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 10 | 23.483 | 13.761 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 5 | 51.736 | 12.261 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Sink (Qualifier) | The Sink | Knockout | 16 | 6 | 2.555 | 2h ago |
| The Dog Bowl (Qualifier) | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 16 | 6 | 12.344 | 7h ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 4.417 | 1d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.683 | 1d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 1.573 | 1d ago |
| The Wok (Qualifier) | The Wok | Knockout | 16 | 3 | 29.621 | 1d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.494 | 2d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 7 | 0.922 | 2d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 1.500 | 2d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 17.206 | 3d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 7.622 | 3d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 14.161 | 3d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 11.678 | 3d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 7.089 | 3d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 2.600 | 4d ago |
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 12.711 | 4d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 8 | 0.928 | 5d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 0.667 | 5d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 14.073 | 5d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 23.939 | 5d ago |