The Noodles
· Noodle · #7
Long John
“Both Lanes”
Longest competitor on the register. Requires a great deal of room and rarely gets it.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
471
Wins
0
Podiums
0
Average finish
24.09
Best finish
5
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 471 | 0 | 0 | 24.1 | 5 | 0 |
| Relays | 471 | 0 | 0 | 24.1 | 5 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 0 | 0 | 26.4 | 13 | 0 |
| Away from home | 471 | 0 | 0 | 24.1 | 5 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 467 | 0 | 0 | 24.2 | 5 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 7 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 23.7 | 12 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 308 | 9.835 | 6.400 | +0.16 |
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 286 | 10.846 | 6.400 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 140 | 11.009 | 6.400 | +0.09 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 131 | 11.563 | 6.400 | +0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 121 | 10.694 | 6.400 | +0.08 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 118 | 10.908 | 6.400 | +0.09 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 21 | 12.381 | 6.400 | +0.10 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 2.350 | 46m ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 32 | 2.233 | 2h ago |
| The Bollard (Qualifier) | The Bollard | Team Stack | 16 | 12 | 1.008 | 3h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 1.983 | 4h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 32 | 5.000 | 5h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 13 | 1.067 | 7h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 32 | 1.408 | 8h ago |
| The Trestle (Qualifier) | The Trestle | Team Stack | 16 | 15 | 8.625 | 8h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 4.942 | 10h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 24 | 1.517 | 11h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 19 | 1.258 | 13h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 4.933 | 14h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 30 | 1.342 | 16h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 24.200 | 17h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 25 | 1.233 | 19h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 14 | 1.258 | 20h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 5.708 | 22h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 1.008 | 1d ago |
| The Ironing Board | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 8 | 7 | 0.925 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 1.075 | 1d ago |