The Noodles
· Noodle · #7
Long John
“Both Lanes”
Longest competitor on the register. Requires a great deal of room and rarely gets it.
Gravity Boys
Starts
365
Wins
0
Podiums
17
Average finish
7.10
Best finish
2
Finish rate
68%
115 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 365 | 0 | 17 | 7.1 | 2 | 115 |
| Individual descents | 57 | 0 | 7 | 6.1 | 2 | 17 |
| Pack races | 115 | 0 | 4 | 9.0 | 3 | 42 |
| Relays | 193 | 0 | 6 | 6.3 | 2 | 56 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 11.0 | 8 | 6 |
| At home venue | 130 | 0 | 1 | 7.8 | 3 | 30 |
| Away from home | 235 | 0 | 16 | 6.7 | 2 | 85 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 309 | 0 | 9 | 7.3 | 2 | 99 |
| Fields under 12 | 56 | 0 | 8 | 5.8 | 2 | 16 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 7.1 | 5 | 4 |
| Smooth surfaces | 205 | 0 | 13 | 7.7 | 2 | 75 |
| Carpet and fabric | 216 | 0 | 13 | 7.6 | 2 | 73 |
| Hard and rough | 210 | 0 | 12 | 7.7 | 2 | 71 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 303 | 2.817 | 1.655 | -0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 271 | 3.157 | 1.928 | -0.30 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 229 | 2.667 | 1.323 | +0.15 |
| The Drops | Hard | 210 | 2.020 | 1.489 | +0.00 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 207 | 2.716 | 1.611 | +0.00 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 207 | 3.397 | 1.545 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 205 | 2.967 | 2.005 | -0.10 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 192 | 2.292 | 1.766 | -0.16 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 173 | 5.083 | 1.627 | +0.06 |
| The Drops | Metal | 159 | 1.824 | 1.311 | +0.03 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 143 | 1.716 | 1.178 | -0.10 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 143 | 3.686 | 2.422 | -0.07 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 139 | 5.793 | 4.617 | -0.06 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 137 | 4.169 | 2.000 | +0.04 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 130 | 2.137 | 1.383 | +0.34 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 130 | 8.785 | 0.633 | +0.08 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 129 | 3.065 | 2.189 | +0.08 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 128 | 2.832 | 1.100 | +0.03 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 125 | 2.041 | 1.300 | +0.22 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 121 | 2.289 | 1.578 | +0.26 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 110 | 3.755 | 2.361 | -0.39 |
| The Gap | Hard | 109 | 2.830 | 1.694 | +0.11 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 99 | 2.982 | 1.895 | -0.05 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 95 | 3.115 | 2.011 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 92 | 2.598 | 2.306 | -0.02 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 91 | 4.640 | 3.267 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 88 | 3.274 | 2.566 | +0.03 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 88 | 3.919 | 2.622 | -0.36 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 80 | 2.379 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 79 | 4.027 | 2.456 | -0.28 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 76 | 3.317 | 2.395 | -0.04 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 73 | 2.629 | 2.250 | +0.08 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 72 | 1.941 | 1.216 | +0.01 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 66 | 2.019 | 0.900 | -0.15 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 66 | 2.401 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 65 | 3.064 | 2.517 | +0.06 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 63 | 3.151 | 2.456 | -0.11 |
| Big Air | Metal | 61 | 4.689 | 4.461 | -0.02 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 61 | 4.979 | 3.705 | +0.05 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 50 | 3.050 | 2.294 | -0.06 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 46 | 2.964 | 2.628 | -0.13 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 44 | 2.750 | 2.128 | -0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 40 | 2.230 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 36 | 2.041 | 1.728 | -0.19 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 36 | 2.464 | 1.828 | +0.03 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 32 | 2.311 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 32 | 1.283 | 1.078 | -0.06 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 31 | 1.947 | 1.733 | +0.03 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 26 | 2.211 | 1.339 | -0.08 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 26 | 3.463 | 2.500 | +0.19 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 24 | 3.208 | 3.033 | -0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 22 | 2.282 | 1.262 | -0.14 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 21 | 2.349 | 1.389 | -0.10 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 17 | 1.815 | 1.383 | +3.12 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 16 | 2.370 | 2.277 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 16 | 1.915 | 1.561 | -0.13 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 13 | 1.515 | 1.388 | -0.08 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 10 | 1.265 | 1.156 | 0.00 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 8 | 3.669 | 2.656 | +0.38 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 5 | 4.080 | 3.945 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:44.583 | 44m ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:20.256 | 3h ago |
| The Vertical (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 16 | — | 8:35.433 | 6h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:52.822 | 9h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:50.800 | 12h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:16.450 | 15h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:16.372 | 17h ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:33.822 | 18h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 8 | 9:40.600 | 20h ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 5 | 8:20.495 | 21h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:55.766 | 22h ago |
| The Concrete Mile | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | 7 | 8:20.960 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:22.955 | 1d ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:16.778 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic (Qualifier) | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 9:59.900 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | 9 | 10:20.561 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:16.566 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 12 | 10:01.244 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run (Qualifier) | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:01.556 | 1d ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | — | 8:57.789 | 1d ago |