The Noodles
· Noodle · #7
Long John
“Both Lanes”
Longest competitor on the register. Requires a great deal of room and rarely gets it.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
293
Wins
11
Podiums
91
Average finish
5.58
Best finish
1
Finish rate
83%
50 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 293 | 11 | 91 | 5.6 | 1 | 50 |
| Pack races | 293 | 11 | 91 | 5.6 | 1 | 50 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4.0 | 1 | 2 |
| Away from home | 293 | 11 | 91 | 5.6 | 1 | 50 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 292 | 11 | 91 | 5.6 | 1 | 50 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5.0 | 5 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 1 | 6 | 3.7 | 1 | 0 |
| Smooth surfaces | 23 | 0 | 0 | 9.6 | 6 | 10 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 1926 | 23.842 | 17.167 | +0.79 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 369 | 16.641 | 14.592 | +0.53 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 220 | 21.199 | 18.634 | +0.49 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Saucer (Qualifier) | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:46.300 | 5h ago |
| Washboard Ring (Qualifier) | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:45.825 | 10h ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:24.192 | 23h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:31.758 | 1d ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 7 | 4:18.767 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch (Qualifier) | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:18.758 | 1d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:17.883 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:16.383 | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:48.142 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones (Qualifier) | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:14.525 | 1d ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:49.992 | 1d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 9 | 3:34.350 | 1d ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:22.967 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:16.367 | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:49.083 | 1d ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | — | — | 2d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:19.067 | 2d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:19.092 | 2d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | 8 | 3:28.617 | 2d ago |