The Noodles
· Noodle · #7
Long John
“Both Lanes”
Longest competitor on the register. Requires a great deal of room and rarely gets it.
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Starts
232
Wins
7
Podiums
37
Average finish
8.81
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 232 | 7 | 37 | 8.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Pack races | 232 | 7 | 37 | 8.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12.7 | 9 | 0 |
| Away from home | 232 | 7 | 37 | 8.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 226 | 6 | 34 | 8.9 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 3.8 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 3 | 8.5 | 3 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 43 | 29.243 | 17.650 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Grating | 39 | 28.801 | 17.941 | +0.41 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 10 | 30.943 | 16.517 | +0.10 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Balcony (Qualifier) | The Balcony | Floor | 16 | 6 | 15.375 | 3h ago |
| The Scaffold (Qualifier) | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 12 | 11.792 | 8h ago |
| The Balcony — Team Pack Race | The Balcony | Floor | 16 | 16 | 8.342 | 12h ago |
| The Decking — Team Pack Race | The Decking | Floor | 16 | 13 | 38.075 | 16h ago |
| Floor Seven — Team Pack Race | Floor Seven | Floor | 16 | 3 | 46.092 | 18h ago |
| The Gantry — Team Pack Race | The Gantry | Floor | 16 | 11 | 28.600 | 19h ago |
| The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race | The Mezzanine | Floor | 16 | 3 | 56.575 | 22h ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 12 | 29.950 | 23h ago |
| The Decking | The Decking | Floor | 8 | 6 | 25.233 | 1d ago |
| The Decking | The Decking | Floor | 8 | 3 | 54.083 | 1d ago |
| The Balcony — Team Pack Race | The Balcony | Floor | 16 | 9 | 10.592 | 1d ago |
| The Loft Conversion — Team Pack Race | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 9 | 16.858 | 1d ago |
| The Scaffold — Team Pack Race | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 8 | 15.133 | 1d ago |
| The Gantry (Qualifier) | The Gantry | Floor | 16 | 4 | 1:01.975 | 1d ago |
| The Decking — Team Pack Race | The Decking | Floor | 16 | 7 | 54.083 | 1d ago |
| The Gantry — Team Pack Race | The Gantry | Floor | 16 | 16 | 6.017 | 1d ago |
| The Patio — Team Pack Race | The Patio | Floor | 16 | 8 | 34.633 | 1d ago |
| The Balcony — Team Pack Race | The Balcony | Floor | 16 | 8 | 13.808 | 1d ago |
| The Loft Conversion — Team Pack Race | The Loft Conversion | Floor | 16 | 9 | 18.683 | 1d ago |
| The Scaffold — Team Pack Race | The Scaffold | Floor | 16 | 16 | 9.400 | 1d ago |