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Chunkle Derby
Starts
280
Wins
1
Podiums
4
Average finish
10.85
Best finish
1
Finish rate
20%
225 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 280 | 1 | 4 | 10.9 | 1 | 225 |
| Pack races | 280 | 1 | 4 | 10.9 | 1 | 225 |
| Championship rounds | 7 | 0 | 0 | 9.3 | 7 | 7 |
| Away from home | 280 | 1 | 4 | 10.9 | 1 | 225 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 279 | 1 | 3 | 10.9 | 1 | 224 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3.0 | 3 | 1 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10.9 | 7 | 7 |
| Smooth surfaces | 22 | 0 | 0 | 11.8 | 6 | 19 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 1330 | 23.169 | 15.350 | -0.16 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 170 | 20.059 | 17.558 | -0.16 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 125 | 16.057 | 13.558 | +0.07 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 10 | 3:42.892 | 51m ago |
| The Wall (Qualifier) | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | — | — | 3h ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | — | — | 3h ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 6h ago |
| The Long Mile (Qualifier) | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | — | — | 8h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 10 | 3:39.067 | 1d ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Dogbone (Qualifier) | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:17.833 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Crucible (Qualifier) | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Rink — Team Pack Race | The Cold Store | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:17.100 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 9 | 3:41.900 | 1d ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:47.325 | 1d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |