The Noodles
· Noodle · #3
Crooked Pete
“The Asterisk”
Visibly bent. Has been since debut. Nobody has ever agreed on whether it helps.
Gravity Boys
Starts
371
Wins
0
Podiums
21
Average finish
6.96
Best finish
2
Finish rate
65%
128 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 371 | 0 | 21 | 7.0 | 2 | 128 |
| Individual descents | 62 | 0 | 10 | 5.6 | 2 | 24 |
| Pack races | 116 | 0 | 5 | 8.8 | 2 | 48 |
| Relays | 193 | 0 | 6 | 6.3 | 2 | 56 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 0 | 0 | 9.7 | 6 | 4 |
| At home venue | 115 | 0 | 0 | 7.4 | 4 | 26 |
| Away from home | 256 | 0 | 21 | 6.8 | 2 | 102 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 310 | 0 | 11 | 7.3 | 2 | 105 |
| Fields under 12 | 61 | 0 | 10 | 5.5 | 2 | 23 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 6.8 | 5 | 4 |
| Smooth surfaces | 220 | 0 | 16 | 7.4 | 2 | 89 |
| Carpet and fabric | 230 | 0 | 16 | 7.3 | 2 | 86 |
| Hard and rough | 223 | 0 | 16 | 7.4 | 2 | 87 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 306 | 3.178 | 1.933 | -0.20 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 296 | 2.763 | 1.722 | -0.11 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 281 | 2.652 | 1.339 | +0.16 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 236 | 2.988 | 1.828 | -0.07 |
| The Drops | Hard | 234 | 1.987 | 1.417 | -0.02 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 226 | 2.711 | 1.606 | 0.00 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 225 | 5.145 | 1.750 | -0.02 |
| The Drops | Metal | 205 | 1.832 | 1.316 | +0.04 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 201 | 3.410 | 1.600 | -0.02 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 189 | 2.292 | 1.739 | -0.17 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 166 | 2.102 | 1.344 | +0.19 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 162 | 1.737 | 1.067 | -0.15 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 160 | 3.083 | 2.011 | -0.03 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 153 | 5.720 | 4.672 | -0.04 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 149 | 3.652 | 2.400 | -0.37 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 148 | 2.876 | 1.139 | -0.15 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 145 | 4.149 | 1.955 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 141 | 3.738 | 2.672 | 0.00 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 138 | 2.097 | 1.300 | +0.19 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 138 | 8.282 | 0.650 | +0.36 |
| The Gap | Hard | 133 | 2.940 | 1.783 | +0.02 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 129 | 2.200 | 1.627 | +0.22 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 107 | 2.629 | 2.300 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 105 | 4.540 | 2.683 | +0.05 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 104 | 3.202 | 2.083 | -0.17 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 101 | 2.979 | 1.906 | +0.15 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 95 | 3.209 | 2.428 | 0.00 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 88 | 3.127 | 2.255 | +0.10 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 84 | 2.665 | 2.255 | +0.11 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 82 | 4.002 | 2.666 | -0.24 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 82 | 2.349 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 80 | 3.085 | 2.455 | -0.04 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 79 | 3.831 | 2.622 | -0.44 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 75 | 1.922 | 1.128 | -0.01 |
| Big Air | Metal | 74 | 4.703 | 4.450 | -0.07 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 74 | 5.076 | 3.239 | +0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 68 | 2.318 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 66 | 3.028 | 2.300 | -0.06 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 65 | 1.989 | 0.922 | -0.06 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 65 | 3.284 | 2.344 | -0.09 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 56 | 3.004 | 2.589 | -0.09 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 55 | 2.729 | 2.094 | -0.04 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 52 | 2.504 | 1.689 | +0.23 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 46 | 2.119 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 37 | 2.411 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 36 | 1.277 | 1.139 | +0.06 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 31 | 1.968 | 1.778 | -0.03 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 28 | 2.342 | 1.334 | -0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 27 | 2.353 | 1.406 | -0.07 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 24 | 2.026 | 1.711 | -0.29 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 22 | 3.192 | 3.050 | 0.00 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 21 | 2.393 | 2.294 | 0.00 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 21 | 2.242 | 1.277 | +0.05 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 21 | 1.952 | 1.678 | -0.05 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 21 | 1.978 | 1.367 | +2.00 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 17 | 3.594 | 2.566 | -0.06 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 16 | 1.305 | 1.133 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 13 | 1.522 | 1.450 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 8 | 4.048 | 3.517 | -0.25 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 7 | 3.943 | 2.512 | +0.14 |
| Bounce Pads | Rough | 2 | 3.664 | 3.572 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:44.583 | 45m ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:20.256 | 3h ago |
| The Vertical (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 16 | — | 8:30.540 | 6h ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 10 | 9:45.294 | 6h ago |
| The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent | The Basement | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:46.373 | 8h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:52.822 | 9h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 7 | 8:50.800 | 12h ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:42.143 | 14h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:16.372 | 17h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:55.766 | 22h ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:06.868 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:22.955 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic (Qualifier) | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 10 | 9:58.084 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:16.566 | 1d ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:48.317 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 9 | 9:49.567 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run (Qualifier) | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:03.366 | 1d ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | — | 8:57.789 | 1d ago |
| The Service Core — Team Pack Race | Chute Tower | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:04.989 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:23.444 | 1d ago |